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Title: Gitarzan Post by Paladin. on 06/07/10 at 05:58:23 http://savage.andruschak.net/gitarzan.html Where every town is a Harley town, The vee-twins, they be croozin'. But lemmings they was, with bikes just alike, As are eggs sold in a doozen. "Your bike's like mine, and mine like yours." And that's the way they like it. "'Cause how Willie G. sez it will be, That's the way we tyke it." But down the street, a-lookin' sweet, Comes a one lung'd sumpin'. Narrow and lean, As it rolled on the scene, It's engine a-making a thumpin'. The rider inspired, when the engine backfired, Thought if they don't like it that's tuff. He waved with his hand, Dropped his kickstand, And the tailpipe gave off a chuff. They stared in confusion, like it was optic'illusion. Half of the motor was missing! "How could that run? How could it be fun?" (If each other's arse they weren't kissing) "Is it an ol' Harley, a Beemer or Beezer?" "My grandad he had one of those." The rider said, "Looky, It's made by Suzuki. A hefty 650, ya' knows..." "A Jap bike!" they cried as they all stepped aside, Their ogling had turned into shame. "Our American ride Is our sole source of pride, Now you're trying to ruin our game." Some pulled off their doo-rags and dabbed at their tears, Some went inside to finish their beers. One little fella, all covered with dirt, Said, "How can you ride, Without an H-D T-shirt? The Savage Rider about busted his gut, he stood for a moment to cool off his butt. "Have none-a' you guys got half a clue? It ain't what you ride, it's all what you do. It ain't what you buy, it's the miles you bear. It ain't about logos, but wind in your hair." "A motorcyclist should soar like bird, But when I see you people I think of a herd. A great big ol' barnyard of chrome plated sows. Barges of billet, and oversized scows." About this time he gave it some thought, whether or not his welcome was shot. The bikers were dissed and ready to fight. So he made up his mind he could no linger, And he spit on the ground and gave them the finger, As his thumper roared off on into the night. -gitarzan (2005) |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by Paladin. on 06/07/10 at 06:42:11 Gitarzan gave something about Old Thumper, a t-shirt or something. I looked it and found a Old Tumper bar tap clamped handle that clamped onto our forks. Since I had the tap, I had to try the beer: http://www.shipyard.com/images/thumperlyte.jpg It is an ESB, a little to find |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by Stimpy on 06/07/10 at 07:12:09 Glad you're feeling better buddy, I see you're even having a beer now and then, good 4 ya! ;) |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by skatnbnc on 06/07/10 at 07:33:26 LOVE IT!!! :) |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by John_D FSO on 06/07/10 at 08:00:43 Awesome, I love it! Even though I'm sporting the V-twin now... [smiley=laugh.gif] At least it's still Suzuki! ;D |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by ALfromN.H. on 06/07/10 at 08:58:15 That would look great on a t-shirt. http://www.shipyard.com/images/thumperlyte.jpg |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by Paladin. on 06/07/10 at 09:45:59 Ask you wish.... http://www.shipyardshopping.com/shirts/newthumptee.html http://paladin.savageriders.com/images/OldThumper.jpg |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by Phelonius on 06/07/10 at 11:17:02 Someone has their poetic license endorsed. Phelonius |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by 23Skidoo on 06/07/10 at 11:29:46 That's just pure genius Paladin..... If I was wearing a hat I'd take it off to you mate....:) You've summed up our noisy little singles in a nut shell....... Gawd Bless Ya' Gov....... Respect. |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by mick on 06/07/10 at 12:51:38 6E5F525F5A57503E0 wrote:
So much better than a bloody scull |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by thumperclone on 06/07/10 at 14:07:58 So much better than a bloody scull[/quote] yeppers just ordered me one |
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Title: Re: Gitarzan Post by Paladin. on 06/21/10 at 13:33:13 5F435E465B4E59484744454E2B0 wrote:
Came for Father Day..... http://paladin.savageriders.com/images/Photo024.jpg Plate: re: Cossacks of the Brotherhood: The Zaporog Kosh of the Dniepr River Frame: "Know enough to be afraid" -- Transylvania Polygnostic University. |
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