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Message started by mornhm - FSO on 06/15/10 at 11:08:38

Title: The difference between atheists and the faithful
Post by mornhm - FSO on 06/15/10 at 11:08:38
In the immortal words of Foghorn P. Leghorn: “I say, that’s a joke son.”

A faithful woman argued on a regular basis with her atheist neighbor about the existence of God. Time passed and she fell on hard times. When queried by her neighbor as to what she thought now, she replied, “God will provide.” This went on for some time. One day she came outside and on her stoop was a big bag of groceries. When she picked them up, she said “Thanks be to God.”
Her neighbor jumped out and said “Ha! I can prove that your God didn’t provide for you.”
The woman said, “ What do you mean? Here is food for me to eat.”
The atheist said, “God didn’t provide. I bought those groceries for you and put them here for you to find them,” and showed the woman the receipt.
The woman fell to her knees, and shouted, “Praise to you Lord, for not only did you provide, you made the devil pay for my groceries.”

Title: Re: The difference between atheists and the faithf
Post by mick on 06/15/10 at 11:17:52
An athiest is simply a "non believer" that does not make them the devil.
the faithfull who believe in just about anything there preacher tells them are fools.
And if you are a cathlic you are an even bigger fool.
The Athiest who supplied the food was just being nice,like most of us are.

Title: Re: The difference between atheists and the faithf
Post by verslagen1 on 06/15/10 at 11:34:16
3 blind men are walking down a path when they come across a huge impediment.  The 1st one feels whats in front of him and says it's a wall, the 2nd feels what's in front of him and says it's a snake and the 3rd feels what's in front him and feeling nothing remarkable gives it a sharp tug.  Whench compells the elephant to take a huge dump covering the blind man.  Causing him to exclaim "holly sh!t, will you 2 a$$ holes just go around?"

Title: Re: The difference between atheists and the faithf
Post by mick on 06/15/10 at 11:38:19

3C2F3839262B2D2F247B4A0 wrote:
3 blind men are walking down a path when they come across a huge impediment.  The 1st one feels whats in front of him and says it's a wall, the 2nd feels what's in front of him and says it's a snake and the 3rd feels what's in front him and feeling nothing remarkable gives it a sharp tug.  Whench compells the elephant to take a huge dump covering the blind man.  Causing him to exclaim "holly sh!t, will you 2 a$$ holes just go around?"

very good ;D

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