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Message started by Midnightrider on 06/23/10 at 15:29:31

Title: Dear Ol Dad
Post by Midnightrider on 06/23/10 at 15:29:31

I took my Dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My Dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my Dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter.http://https://mail.google.com/mail/?ui=2&ik=b797828a51&view=att&th=12966b0f6c1f8785&attid=0.1&disp=emb&realattid=4cf76e499a0a1873_0.1.1&zw

Title: Re: Dear Ol Dad
Post by Skid Mark on 06/23/10 at 16:08:55

Now that's a Dad to be proud of!!!!!! N