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Message started by mpescatori on 07/16/10 at 02:13:35

Title: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 07/16/10 at 02:13:35

...never has a headache...  :-?

"Not tonight, darling, my batteries are low..."  ;D

[sorry, media won't embed  :-/]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2wYWAlg8Do&feature=channel

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 07/16/10 at 03:27:56


OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

that's a useful tool

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by thumperclone on 07/16/10 at 06:50:54

staford wife

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Stimpy on 07/16/10 at 07:41:26

that is SO sad.


...and creepy.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by serenity3743 on 07/16/10 at 10:21:41


3529342C312433222D2E2F24410 wrote:
staford wife

"The Stepford Wives" was the movie about a town where all married females were subjected to lobotomies to make them the "perfect" mates for their husbands.  Not so perfect after all.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 07/16/10 at 11:32:38

I found the perfect women once,the problem was she was looking for the perfect man. :)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 07/16/10 at 14:17:59

Bad news ,there is no perfect women except my Mum,and there are no perfect men,we all just have to do the best we can. That being said given the chance I would marry Sandra Bullock,in a heartbeat,she would not have to utter one word except "I do"
to me she is as close to perfect as any woman I have ever seen.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by drharveys on 07/16/10 at 19:48:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0M5oUkm93I

I think the title of the song says it all!   ;D


Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 07/17/10 at 05:41:45


43474D455A464B4247434B572E0 wrote:
Bad news ,there is no perfect women except my Mum,and there are no perfect men,we all just have to do the best we can. That being said given the chance I would marry Sandra Bullock,in a heartbeat,she would not have to utter one word except "I do"
to me she is as close to perfect as any woman I have ever seen.




Agreed, using todays women in the public eye for the group to find that perfect woman in. But, If I could go back a few years & dredge up another sweet, fine lookin woman with heart & soul. Id be torn between Barbara Eden ( Geenie) & Sandra Bullock. Of course, gotta step outside the realities of age. But, its a hypothetical, anyway, so we can set whatever ground rules we want. Lets let Barbara be the same age as Sandra, okay? Man, thats be a TOUGH decision. Both just gorgeous & sweet, too!

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Phelonius on 07/17/10 at 09:02:56

Just plug in the android and rev her up to red line.

Phelonus

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by runwyrlph on 07/17/10 at 17:29:04

i don't think that's really a robot.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Phelonius on 07/18/10 at 12:57:50

Just like the old Beach Boys song, "She's given me good vibrations!

Phelonius

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 07/19/10 at 05:04:15

Don't look now, but they're working on her Mum too...  :-?

;D ;D ;D

Can you imagine, an android Mum-in-Law 24/7 ...  :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Rogue_Cheddar on 07/19/10 at 18:54:44

And when Skynet becomes self aware, your little robot girl is gonna eff you up! Jeez didn't you guys learn anything from the Terminator movies?!   :o

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by ArielT on 07/19/10 at 19:45:29

My hoax senses are tingling.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 07/20/10 at 05:36:53

Jessica Alda will do in a pinch

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 07/20/10 at 06:10:32

Jessica Alda ???

You mean the Alba lookalike on the left ?
http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2010/02/08/jessica_b--180x140.jpg


Maybe you meant ALAN ALDA

I'd share a good Martini with him anytime...
http://www.tvworthwatching.com/blog/Mash-Alan-Alda.jpg

;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Trippah on 07/20/10 at 06:40:33

Ahh, the etrnal quest.  Hard to find something that is in fact a changling.   ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 07/20/10 at 11:41:32

MY TRUCK IS REALLY DIRTY ........

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 07/20/10 at 19:27:48


79747B7670672722150 wrote:
MY TRUCK IS REALLY DIRTY ........
 

So is your mind.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by verslagen1 on 07/20/10 at 20:15:03


272329213E222F2623272F334A0 wrote:
[quote author=79747B7670672722150 link=1279271615/15#21 date=1279651292]MY TRUCK IS REALLY DIRTY ........
 

So is your mind.[/quote]
maybe she can clean that too.   :-?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 07/21/10 at 04:09:57


53575D554A565B5257535B473E0 wrote:
[quote author=79747B7670672722150 link=1279271615/15#21 date=1279651292]MY TRUCK IS REALLY DIRTY ........
 

So is your mind.[/quote]

;D   and yours mick ?

its amazing how sensual a fully clothed woman can be

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by spacepirates on 08/11/10 at 20:56:49


000F0C01450 wrote:
[quote author=0E07140B0C0753505B5B620 link=1279271615/15#24 date=1281577473]This girl seems cool to me!


Convert those logos to a Suzuki S and we're in business...lol  ;D   ;D
[/quote]

convert them? don't you mean take them away entirely?   ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by gerald.hughes on 08/11/10 at 21:12:15


2C3A2D30283D302B5F0 wrote:
:-?...
http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt82/serowbot/rerun/013.jpg?t=1279649119


Serowbot, is that your Metro that she is washing?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by gerald.hughes on 08/11/10 at 21:13:38


252C3F20272C787B7070490 wrote:
This girl seems cool to me!
[imghttp://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww251/levine1299/113355.jpg][/img]



Take a closer look  There is an air chuck in the back of her neck.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/12/10 at 03:45:16

Sandra Bullock perfect? Bwaahahaha.
Lets try Pamela Anderson or Jessica Simpson....lol

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/12/10 at 13:58:25

ooops just found another one.

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr311/mickrowe37/TriBsa-cafe-racer-g-Copy2.jpg

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Jerry Eichenberger on 08/13/10 at 06:50:59

Maybe it's just my age, but back 30 years ago, in the heyday of the old "Dallas" TV show, I had a real hankerin' for Linda Gray, who played Sue Ellen.  My wife and I flew our plane down to Dallas in 1979 to meet her father who was on business there.

We stayed in the same hotel as did the entire cast of the show, just by pure coincidence.  They were all very nice to us - it's interesting to see stars acting as normal people - coming down to the restaurant for breakfast in sweats or jeans.

Then there is still Teri Hatcher.

Sela Ward is another classy looking lady.

In her day, before her tragic illness, nobody was more beautiful than Annette Funicello.

I too don't go for "bolt ons".  I very much prefer natural beauty over that obtained, kind of, in an operating room.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/13/10 at 16:13:19

x

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Toymaker on 08/13/10 at 17:11:19

if *I* had a friend that looked like her.......boy, my wife would just say....no...not a friend anymore.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by verslagen1 on 08/13/10 at 17:14:42

Don't gimme that, you know what I'm looking at...
Just wanted to know if it's say HD across them too.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/14/10 at 02:21:03


073B36073C2A3E32383621530 wrote:
if *I* had a friend that looked like her.......boy, my wife would just say....no...not a friend anymore.



SHHHH......WISPER SOFTLY SO THEY DON'T HEAR OR SEE ......... ::)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Phelonius on 08/14/10 at 09:28:50


303F3339323F34383F283D3F285A0 wrote:
Maybe it's just my age, but back 30 years ago,

In her day, before her tragic illness, nobody was more beautiful than Annette Funicello.

I too don't go for "bolt ons".  I very much prefer natural beauty over that obtained, kind of, in an operating room.



You say you don't like bolt ons so this might come as a shock but those were not her real ears.

Phelonius ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by John_D FSO on 08/15/10 at 04:56:36


6A525F565554534F493A0 wrote:
[quote author=303F3339323F34383F283D3F285A0 link=1279271615/30#33 date=1281707459]Maybe it's just my age, but back 30 years ago,

In her day, before her tragic illness, nobody was more beautiful than Annette Funicello.

I too don't go for "bolt ons".  I very much prefer natural beauty over that obtained, kind of, in an operating room.



You say you don't like bolt ons so this might come as a shock but those were not her real ears.

Phelonius ;)[/quote]
;D

I guess I'm not entirely stock either though.  Missing an appendix.
Does that make me a bobber? :-?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/15/10 at 13:26:06

Naw, you just been chopped. ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/15/10 at 15:41:55

John, thank goodness there are men like you and my hubby out there, who like the "natural" way.  Otherwise, I'd be a lonely old hag...   ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Boule’tard on 08/15/10 at 16:26:32

The most desireable, adorable female characters are never done up.. and.. you don't want to mess with them.

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2003_Cold_Mountain/2003_cold_mountain_011.jpg

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/15/10 at 23:46:09

Babyhog, there's some of us that could care less about how big a gal is upstairs as long as she looks GOOD down low when shes walking away. Not all men are boob men.

Hows that ole saying go..."More then a handfull is a waste and a mouthfull is pleanty"... ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/16/10 at 07:17:01


724A494348444B250 wrote:
Babyhog, there's some of us that could care less about how big a gal is upstairs as long as she looks GOOD down low when shes walking away. Not all men are boob men.

Hows that ole saying go..."More then a handfull is a waste and a mouthfull is pleanty"... ;D


Aww, I knew I liked you for some reason Wolfman...   :)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/16/10 at 12:15:09

LOL BBH.
Can you imagine what some of those gals are going to look like when their 70. Couple of half cantalopes(or watermelons) sticking firmly out of their belly when everything else is migrateing south.
Women should be natural. Not end up looking like 'Cat woman'(and i aint talking about halley berry) or that one gal thats what, 74 DDD or something like that!
Lil wiggle when they walk or bounce when they pounce but NOT like their getting ready to launch a couple of minuteman missles...rofl

What kills me is the young gals these days and some of their parents.
Boob job when their 16 or 18 as birthday or graduation presants????
What are their parents thinking?????
I made my oldest to wait till she was 16 to pierce her ears(ok, i cheated and took her in for her 15th birthday).
But boob jobs for a 16 year old is ridiculas!
And some of those gals take it waayyy to far.
Sad part is some women are even getting butt jobs now days. Silicone implants in their arse...lol

HEY! Use gel pads instead. Would save on buying a new seat every time someone bought a new ride. ::)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 08/16/10 at 12:48:03

Am I to old for a thingy job

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/16/10 at 20:02:37

Your never to old bill. I remember years ago seeing an article for impotent men. They implant a long ballon type deal in your 'Thing' and then remove one of your 'boys' and replace it with a bulb type deal thats attached to the ballon. You squeeze your new boy to pump the balloon up and 'excite' yourself. Guess you could call it foreplay...lol

Then theres Viagra. ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 08/16/10 at 20:19:20

The VA has me taking a Viagra pill ever night before I go to bed,It keeps me from rolling off the bed.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/17/10 at 00:34:51


4E4540401A1B2C0 wrote:
The VA has me taking a Viagra pill ever night before I go to bed,It keeps me from rolling off the bed.

Me to Bill so I don't pee on my shoes.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/17/10 at 01:19:25

He!! ill be 50 in september and if i took viagra EVERYTHING would be in danger besides women. Men, dogs, non stump broke heifers, sheep, you get the idea?
I dont need no viagra...lol

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/17/10 at 02:33:57


7B7075752F2E190 wrote:
The VA has me taking a Viagra pill ever night before I go to bed,It keeps me from rolling off the bed.


;D   ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D  

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/17/10 at 02:36:05



ya think they have extension implants ?  ?  ?  

tacking on an extra 6" might be fun !   :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 08/17/10 at 03:12:13


575A55585E49090C3B0 wrote:
ya think they have extension implants ?  ?  ?  

tacking on an extra 6" might be fun !   :D


ONLY  if all you got is a 3" stump at the moment.

Too long is too long, and they won't like it.


Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/17/10 at 06:39:38


776A7F69797B6E7568731A0 wrote:
[quote author=575A55585E49090C3B0 link=1279271615/45#53 date=1282037765]

ya think they have extension implants ?  ?  ?  

tacking on an extra 6" might be fun !   :D


ONLY  if all you got is a 3" stump at the moment.

Too long is too long, and they won't like it.

[/quote]

Amen brother!  

Yes, fellas, size matters!  But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up.  Viagra?  I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it   ;)

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly!  Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73.  I married a puppy.  I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.  

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/17/10 at 12:57:13

Way it sounds Viagra might be the Death of you BBH...lol

Uh Lancer, would the extra 6 give you 7 1/2? :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Phelonius on 08/17/10 at 15:22:42

I like the story about the guy at the dentists office to get a root canal.
The dentist offered gas but the fellow said no, it make me nauseous.
The dr. offered a shot but the patient was afraid of needles.
he asked, " don't you have some kind of a pill?"
The dentist handed him a paper cup with two blue pills.
The patient asked, " Is viagra a pain killer too?"
The doc said, "No but you're going to need something to hold on tight to."

Phelonius

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 08/17/10 at 15:32:31

When in a dentist chair grasp the dentist by the balls and say,Were not going to hurt each other are we.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/17/10 at 16:18:24


78404349424E412F0 wrote:
Way it sounds Viagra might be the Death of you BBH...lol

Uh Lancer, would the extra 6 give you 7 1/2? :D


you been peekin ? ? ? ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/18/10 at 02:03:06

Naw, Bill told me...lol

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/18/10 at 03:22:31


40787B717A7679170 wrote:
Naw, Bill told me...lol



I thought I saw him sneakin around !

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/18/10 at 03:26:56


Quote:


Yes, fellas, size matters!  But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up.  Viagra?  I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it   ;)

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly!  Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy.  I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.  


   

;D   ;D  CRADLE ROBBER ! !  ;D   ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/18/10 at 06:41:29


5D505F5254430306310 wrote:

Quote:


Yes, fellas, size matters!  But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up.  Viagra?  I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it   ;)

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly!  Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy.  I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.  


   

;D   ;D  CRADLE ROBBER ! !  ;D   ;D



                    8-)  GUILTY ;D   but what can I say, I needed a young gun to keep up with me...  8-)

                      (now its me that can't keep up with him)


Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/18/10 at 11:09:21


373435383A20590 wrote:
[quote author=5D505F5254430306310 link=1279271615/60#62 date=1282127216]
Quote:


Yes, fellas, size matters!  But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up.  Viagra?  I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it   ;)

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly!  Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy.  I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.  


   

;D   ;D  CRADLE ROBBER ! !  ;D   ;D



                    8-)  GUILTY ;D   but what can I say, I needed a young gun to keep up with me...  8-)[/quote]

young gun...big bullets ........ ;D


                   
Quote:
  (now its me that can't keep up with him)

time to kick in the cardio training and some weights; then JUMP ON ....ERRRR .......JUMP IN  !   ;D    ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/18/10 at 11:52:35

Young gun equals quick shot...lol

Yeah bill was compareing and got jealous. ::)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by rl153 on 08/18/10 at 13:07:17

Heres a perfectly strange woman ,Lady Gaga.This picture is funny .(Wonder which spark plug she uses?)

[imghttp://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww251/levine1299/06212009_gaga_fashion.jpg][/img]

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/18/10 at 20:29:50

Lady Gaga is 'Funny'! :-?
Ever see her without being made up and in one of her costumes? Yeecchh. :o

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/18/10 at 22:53:34

is she heavily lactating or are those sparks ?
love the left lip ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 08/19/10 at 02:52:19

Ya Mick that really needs to be tucked back in.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Southpaw on 08/19/10 at 09:43:20

"is she heavily lactating or are those sparks ?"

Try to explain THOSE burns at the E.R.  :o

Then there's this little ditty, circa 1967???

I found the perfect woman
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store!

I'm just sayin... ::)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/19/10 at 09:45:30


6D514B4A564E5F493E0 wrote:
Try to explain THOSE burns at the E.R.  :o

Then there's this little ditty, circa 1967???

I found the perfect woman
I couldn't ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and oversexed
And owns a liquor store!

I'm just sayin... ::)

I think in the second verse she also had a fishing boat  ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/19/10 at 12:14:46

And liked to clean house clean fish, clean critters ya kill n mechanic on vehicles...lol

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by John_D FSO on 08/20/10 at 05:38:25

We've got a lady at work right now like that, hunts, fishes, works on her own cars, and was telling me about rebuilding a bike when she lived in Cal.  (it got stolen right after she got done. :().  Heck, she knows more about this stuff than I do, not that that's saying a whole lot. ::)  Too bad she's spoken for! ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/20/10 at 06:21:55


7760616B60666E3237343537050 wrote:
We've got a lady at work right now like that, hunts, fishes, works on her own cars, and was telling me about rebuilding a bike when she lived in Cal.  (it got stolen right after she got done. :().  Heck, she knows more about this stuff than I do, not that that's saying a whole lot. ::)  Too bad she's spoken for! ;D


I hunt, fish, work on my car and bike, plus I cook and clean and take care of my dogs!   ;D  Why do you think my hubby don't need no stinkin' Viagra?!  

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by kimchris1 on 08/20/10 at 06:32:57

The Perfect Woman, well that would me "My Mother". She is one tough cookie and I still to this day draw strength from her.
She is 77 and still full of energy and so much fun to be with.
She went thru the great depression, has lost her one and only son, lost 2 husbands and yet remains strong at the end of the day.
In her past she hunted, fished as well as raised 3 children and kept a house so clean that the dust bunnies knew better than to try and invade.
So many call her Mom and I am and will always be so proud that she is my Mom and the "Perfect Woman". sniff sniff...

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by weracerc on 08/20/10 at 10:06:31

has all original equipment, no aftermarket parts (no LOUD PIPES!), high beam headlights, compact frame, sporty, 0-100 <5sec 100-0 (no brakes), 5 or 6 speed with no reverse, lots of shiney bling, no busted grills, comes in subtle colors (yellow's have more fun), red's are prone to constant breakdowns and electrical gremilins, safety devices are built in to prevent "accidents" - the more they are ridden the better they perform, in other words they are a lot like cars and bikes and can leave us stranded without a ride if not taken care of with healthy amounts of TLC.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/20/10 at 12:46:09

"I hunt, fish, work on my car and bike, plus I cook and clean and take care of my dogs!    
Why do you think my hubby don't need no stinkin' Viagra?! "

I gots a couple of ideas BBH, but being a family forum i think ill leave this one alone. ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/22/10 at 00:42:42

Im in love.....Nah, just Lust!. ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/22/10 at 09:38:19

I know youre just bustin to tell,, so,, sinceI like you & all, Ill LET you PM me the details, & any pics & the negatives & all such that you should simply get rid of.. yea,, thats me, the altruistic one.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/22/10 at 12:27:19

looks like she has had a little accedent,a bit moist down below.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by rl153 on 08/22/10 at 17:00:57

Is this really your girl? Lucky guy!

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/22/10 at 22:19:33


535E515C5A4D0D083F0 wrote:
[quote author=7871627D7A7125262D2D140 link=1279271615/75#85 date=1282521657]Is this really your girl? Lucky guy!


8-)

yep,  it's a tough job ... and I demanded it  ![/quote]
why would a young woman go out with an old bald headed over weight guy ? Lancer you must have lots of money,the more money you have the better looking you are to a woman.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Boule’tard on 08/23/10 at 06:36:02

Hey Lancer, I thought you were married and 4 times a grandfather (or something like that?)  What is this new development, and will deliveries of the Lancer super carb kit be affected??

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/23/10 at 13:02:37

I gots to go find me rubber boots, its gettin deep in here...lol

But i SWEAR i know that gal from somewhere!

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Boule’tard on 08/23/10 at 13:28:53


536B686269656A040 wrote:
I gots to go find me rubber boots, its gettin deep in here...lol

But i SWEAR i know that gal from somewhere!


Ya maybe when Lancer said "a friend" he meant a person he saw on "Friends"  ;D

http://mystuffspace.com/graphic/courtney-cox-7.jpg

I suffer from a similar mid-age dementia and thank goodness it has no effect on motorcycles!

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Boule’tard on 08/23/10 at 15:04:57

You do realize those hollywood chicks are shapeshifters, they can change their cup size and eye color at will.  Therefore, my theory is best and Courntey Cox is your girlfriend  :D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/23/10 at 15:31:52


2C213B222B3A2F3C2A4E0 wrote:
You do realize those hollywood chicks are shapeshifters, they can change their cup size and eye color at will.  Therefore, my theory is best and Courntey Cox is your girlfriend  :D



I did not recognize her from that photo

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by bill67 on 08/23/10 at 15:32:56

You guys know that pretty quick the woman here are going to put up pictures of hot guys.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/23/10 at 15:49:01

I think she just might be Lancers favorite hooker,we never seem to see a picture of them both together.
I had one in San Diego we even went out to dinner together once in a while ,she was a good looker and I felt good to have her on my arm.
I love hookers ,they know exactly what you want ,having dinner together was so relaxing we didn't have to impress each other,no need to order Dom Perion Champagne ,just a nice bourbon and water,allthough in my case it was Scotch and water.
So Lancer do you have a simular deel that I had ?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/23/10 at 22:41:46

BTW Lancer ,what happened to that very cute Polish girl ? did you scare her away ?, dang I was falling in heat with her.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 08/24/10 at 00:14:04


7C717E7375622227100 wrote:
[quote author=7871627D7A7125262D2D140 link=1279271615/75#85 date=1282521657]Is this really your girl? Lucky guy!


8-)

yep,  it's a tough job ... and I demanded it  ![/quote]

;D ;D ;D

Lancer, old friend, you knock me out !!!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Serowbot on 08/24/10 at 11:28:47

...here's Courtney before Friends...

http://www.bikemenu.com/photos/famous/Courtney_Cox.jpg

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/24/10 at 12:16:07

Yep, Springsteen made her famous.


Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/24/10 at 12:50:28

Did'nt say i knew her in the 'Biblical' sense...lol

But i swear i know her from a movie from years back. Those clothes, that lil lip quirk, it sure do ring a bell. ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 08/24/10 at 18:57:19


467E7D777C707F110 wrote:
Did'nt say i knew her in the 'Biblical' sense...lol

But i swear i know her from a movie from years back. Those clothes, that lil lip quirk, it sure do ring a bell. ;D


In a dream, maybe??   ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Wolfman on 08/25/10 at 02:38:08

Naw, more along the lines of Easy Rider...lol

When i dream about women theres never any clothes on them. :P ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/25/10 at 18:53:05

Just the oppersite with me,I like my gals with clothes on (initially) I seem to have a reacuring dream,I meet a beautiful Girl at the bar in a restaurant in Paris,she is American ,I ask if she would like to have dinner ,she says yes because she has been stood up by her American boyfriend ,we go to a table I order in French just to impress her (i don't speak french)    We enjoy a meal of Lamb chops ,with truffles,
A dessert of Italian ice cream and fresh rasberry's, and to finish a small plate of Stilton cheese with water crackers,Napolian cognac with very strong Arabic Coffee.After coffee she explanes that she loves to dance ,as it happens I am a very good dancer (true) we dance a fox trot ,and a very sexy tango, she seems to be coming alive again and now want's to go to ...........................................................

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/25/10 at 22:49:52

........................ that is when I wake up, sh1t !

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Serowbot on 08/25/10 at 23:19:10


45414B435C404D4441454D51280 wrote:
........................ that is when I wake up, sh1t !

I'll take it from there,... Thanks Mick... ;)...

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 08/25/10 at 23:45:05


2B3D2A372F3A372C580 wrote:
[quote author=45414B435C404D4441454D51280 link=1279271615/90#98 date=1282801792]........................ that is when I wake up, sh1t !

I'll take it from there,... Thanks Mick... ;)...[/quote]
Are you that bloody boy friend that didn't show up ?
So you waited for me to wine and dine her and then you took over to do my light work , Why you Cad Sir, does this mean Sabers at sunset ,
or pistols at dawn, or hand grenades thrown from 20 paces ?
Might I sugest hand grenades perhaps I can get lucky and have it land in your hair, the last picture I saw of you without the white helmet you were dishevled perhaps the grenade will help ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 08/26/10 at 03:33:29


3D39333B2438353C393D3529500 wrote:
[quote author=2B3D2A372F3A372C580 link=1279271615/90#99 date=1282803550][quote author=45414B435C404D4441454D51280 link=1279271615/90#98 date=1282801792]........................ that is when I wake up, sh1t !

I'll take it from there,... Thanks Mick... ;)...[/quote]
Are you that bloody boy friend that didn't show up ?
So you waited for me to wine and dine her and then you took over to do my light work , Why you Cad Sir, does this mean Sabers at sunset ,
or pistols at dawn, or hand grenades thrown from 20 paces ?
Might I sugest hand grenades perhaps I can get lucky and have it land in your hair, the last picture I saw of you without the white helmet you were dishevled perhaps the grenade will help ;D[/quote]


;D   ;D    ;D    ;D  

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 09/07/10 at 23:47:11


29242B2620377772450 wrote:
[quote author=40787B717A7679170 link=1279271615/60#60 date=1282122186]Naw, Bill told me...lol



I thought I saw him sneakin around !
[/quote]
Lancer the picture of that gal in tight jeans seems to have vanished.
Anyway I saw her on TV tonight,I think it was wolfman who said she looked very familiar,I still don't know her name but she hosts a show
called "the biggest loser".
aint that right lancer ?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 09/08/10 at 01:38:15


383C363E213D30393C38302C550 wrote:
[quote author=29242B2620377772450 link=1279271615/60#61 date=1282126951][quote author=40787B717A7679170 link=1279271615/60#60 date=1282122186]Naw, Bill told me...lol



I thought I saw him sneakin around !
[/quote]
Lancer the picture of that gal in tight jeans seems to have vanished.
Anyway I saw her on TV tonight,I think it was wolfman who said she looked very familiar,I still don't know her name but she hosts a show
called "the biggest loser".
aint that right lancer ?
[/quote]

No; sorry to bust you bubble on this one my friend, but the girl in the photos I have been posting is not in TV or the movies at all; she is a nurse in a hospital in the NE.

Were you referring to this photo Mick ?


http://images1e.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3A7%3A%3Enu%3D323%3A%3E639%3E697%3EWSNRCG%3D33%3A59%3A%3B574339nu0mrj

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/08/10 at 03:58:41


252E2B2B7170470 wrote:
I found the perfect women once,the problem was she was looking for the perfect man. :)




Im surprised she let you get away, once you explained to her you are exclusively a Klotz man.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mick on 09/08/10 at 07:13:17

yes, that's the one,and she still looks like her. I never watch the show I saw her on a commercial for the show,"the bigest loser"
She is a dead ringer.

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 09/08/10 at 11:11:06


484C464E514D40494C48405C250 wrote:
yes, that's the one,and she still looks like her. I never watch the show I saw her on a commercial for the show,"the bigest loser"
She is a dead ringer.



I do recall seeing someone who looked something like her but cannot remember her name right now; but this girl is not the actress.

DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE MICK ?

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by mpescatori on 09/08/10 at 11:46:43

http://images1e.snapfish.com/232323232%7Ffp%3A7%3A%3Enu%3D323%3A%3E639%3E697%3EWSNRCG%3D33%3A59%3A%3B574339nu0mrj

This girl is Italian Pop singer LAURA PAUSINI

I am not aware she does anything for the US media.

Lancer, are you sure you are seeing her, and not her body double ?

:-?

http://www.videos-musicales.net/img_videos/Laura-Pausini---Viveme.jpghttp://images.uulyrics.com/cover/l/laura-pausini/album-io-canto.jpg
http://www.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Laura-Pausini/Laura-Pausini-1156425-small.jpg

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 09/08/10 at 12:32:44

Maurizio,  that is indeed very interesting.

I need to do some detective work.

Thank you for the info & photos

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by Boule’tard on 09/08/10 at 15:29:56

LOL  ;D  One of those email "friends" who is about to run into some financial trouble? ;D

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 09/08/10 at 16:30:05

Man-o-man, Lancer, I hope this isn't what it looks like.....

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by LANCER on 09/08/10 at 17:01:08


3231303D3F255C0 wrote:
Man-o-man, Lancer, I hope this isn't what it looks like.....


oh but it is....now comes the fun part; deciding how I am going to break the news to her that she is "FOUND OUT"
I just finished sending the first email with a few hints
it will be interesting to see what kind of response I get   ;)

Title: Re: The Perfect Woman
Post by babyhog on 09/08/10 at 18:43:06


404D424F495E1E1B2C0 wrote:
[quote author=3231303D3F255C0 link=1279271615/105#110 date=1283988605]Man-o-man, Lancer, I hope this isn't what it looks like.....


oh but it is....now comes the fun part; deciding how I am going to break the news to her that she is "FOUND OUT"
I just finished sending the first email with a few hints
it will be interesting to see what kind of response I get   ;)[/quote]

Wow, I'm sorry to hear that.  That's a tough call, and you have lots of options.  I will just say proceed with care.... ;)

You've seen me, and know I'm real, so if there is anything I can do to help, just holler!

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