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Message started by Phelonius on 07/31/10 at 12:06:51

Title: Helping a stranded biker
Post by Phelonius on 07/31/10 at 12:06:51

On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern
British Columbia , a RCMP constable on patrol came across a
motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet,
stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

"I Can't."

"OK, Watch and I'll show you."

The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The
bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the
detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the
motorbike rider.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ....."

Phelonius ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Helping a stranded biker
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 07/31/10 at 12:20:47

NO WAY that aint funny as hell!

Title: Re: Helping a stranded biker
Post by babyhog on 07/31/10 at 13:55:17

LOL Love it!

Title: Re: Helping a stranded biker
Post by kimchris1 on 07/31/10 at 14:30:57

+1 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Helping a stranded biker
Post by tcreeley on 08/02/10 at 14:39:54

Years ago (1950) my father, mother and a buddy were stranded going up and down hills in a 1920's vintage car in Spain. They had run short of gas. After talking it over they remembered that water was more dense than oil, so he and his buddy pissed into the gas tank - raising the gas level and were able to make the short distance to the next village where they go some more gas. ;)