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Message started by kennycreed on 08/25/10 at 11:40:53

Title: dogs instead of wifes
Post by kennycreed on 08/25/10 at 11:40:53

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOG'S INSTEAD OF WIVES

1 The later you are home, the more excited the dog is to see you.

2 Dog's don't notice if you call them by another dog's name

3 Dog's like it if you have a lot of thing's on the floor.

4 A dog's parent's never visit.

5 Dog's agree that you raise your voice to get a point across.

6 You never have to wait on a dog, they're ready 24/7

7 Dog's find you amusing when you're drunk.

8 Dog's like to go hunting and fishing.

9 A dog will not wake you up at night to ask you, " If I died, would you get another dog"

10 If a dog has babies, you can put an add in the paper and give them away

11 A dog will let you put a studded collar on it, without calling you a pervert.

12 If a dog smell's another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

13 Dog's like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14 If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

FINALLY, THE ULTIMATE TEST OF TRUE LOVE.

Lock your wife and your dog in the boot of your car for half an hour, then open the boot and see who's happiest to see you.
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Title: Re: dogs instead of wifes
Post by thumperclone on 08/25/10 at 14:33:28

15 You can have more than one dog
16 Dogs are SOO much warmer on a cold nite,specially when camping

Title: Re: dogs instead of wifes
Post by mick on 08/25/10 at 18:34:29

Ok guys you all know I have had 6 weddings and 5 wives,I married one twice.
Now I have all that nonsence out of the way,I have my Dog,I would not sell her for a million bucks,she loves me unconditionly without thought of any other owner, I'm sure she would die for me if called for to do so, On the other hand I would risk my life for her without question. She is my youngest daughter,and she owns me.