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Title: Install Love Post by babyhog on 09/24/10 at 06:53:49 How to Install Love. Tech Support: Yes, ... how can I help you? Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me through the process? Tech Support: Yes, I can help you! Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first? Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart? Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running? Tech Support: What programs are running ? Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now. Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ? Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how? Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased. Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal? Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades. Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do? Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before ! you can Love others. Customer: So, what should I do? Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations. Customer: Okay, done. Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back. Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal? Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you. |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by LANCER on 09/24/10 at 07:03:22 YOU'RE A SWEET BABY :) |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by rl153 on 09/24/10 at 07:25:39 That's great! |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by gerald.hughes on 09/24/10 at 07:50:35 Thank you Piglet. +1 |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by kimchris1 on 09/24/10 at 09:23:57 Thanks Piglet.. Love ya gal.. :) kim |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by Serowbot on 09/24/10 at 09:25:30 Beware of freeware Love,... it can contain virus's... :-?... |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by babyhog on 09/24/10 at 10:11:04 1305120F17020F14600 wrote:
You just HAD to, di'nt ya! ;D Always wear a helmet! ;D |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by mick on 09/24/10 at 10:16:24 because I really like you piglet,I shall remain silant on this one. ;) |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by Skid Mark on 09/24/10 at 14:06:02 Beware of freeware Love,... it can contain virus's... Now that just puts a whole twist to a feel good post ;D Is there a Mac version??? I hear they are imume. |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by LostArtist on 09/24/10 at 17:12:41 that's sweet, sounds very complicated, but sweet :-/ |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by gerald.hughes on 09/24/10 at 17:25:39 I just assumed that the instructions were for the DOS crowd. Remember, Mac is plug and play. Installation is never complicated. |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by LostArtist on 09/24/10 at 17:46:28 585A4D5E535B11574A58575A4C3F0 wrote:
yeah but you have to have it all approved by Steve Jobs before you can do anything . . . |
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Title: Re: Install Love Post by CeliaMarie on 09/24/10 at 22:46:37 you guys are great!.. |
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