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Message started by mick on 10/13/10 at 22:24:48

Title: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by mick on 10/13/10 at 22:24:48

Some geniology outfit discovered that Sarah Palin is related to Barack Obama,she is actually a 10th cousin,and if you think she feels bad about that ,you have to feel sorry for Rush Limbough,he is also a 10th cousin,once removed, (what ever the fu+k means)
Back in the old days when slavery was still going on the sons of wealthy family's with slaves were taught the tender art of seduction using slaves ,I'm betting it was more like rape.
Not to worry slavery is still condoned in the bible.

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by Serowbot on 10/13/10 at 22:34:57

Everybody has a few black sheep in their family, if you search long enough...

Hope Barack doesn't feel too bad about it... :-?...

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by Phelonius on 10/14/10 at 09:10:35

I always liked the story about the missionary in Africa living with a tribe that keptsheep on the plains.
One day one of the young girls gave birth to a white baby. The chief confronted the missionary and demanded that he own up to this.
He said," Look about you, all black children and after you come here, one white child".
The missionary tried to explain, he said" Sometimes nature does these things. Look at that flock of sheep, all white sheep one black lamb. How do you explain that?"
The chief stared at the flock and said, " Okay, I say nothing if you say nothing."

Phelonius

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by babyhog on 10/14/10 at 09:30:57

7E464B424140475B5D2E0 wrote:

;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by mpescatori on 10/14/10 at 09:51:34

I know a similar story. My kid brother is a Priest, and when I told him the story he couldn't refrain from laughing.

A missionary went to Africa and preached the Word.
A Village Elder was converted, took on the name of Joseph, and soon the entire village followed suit.
As Joseph was the village's most senior Christian, the Elders named him new Chief.

All went very well, and the Missionary said "Joseph, I like the way you rule over the village; I will go away for some time and you look after them"

Joseph nodded his consent and away the Missionary went.

When the Missionary returned, after a long, long time, he found the entire village having a feast on Good Friday and dancing around the fire roasting a whole ox.

"Red Meat on Good friday ? - cried out the Missionary in utter disbelief - My dear Joseph, I came, preached the Word of the Lord, baptized you Joseph, and now I find you dancing around the fire and eatng MEAT ???"

Joseph pursed his lips, looked around himself, then asked the Missionary:
"You poured water on my head, amd made me Joseph?"
"That is right, my son"
So Joseph took a ladle, poured some water onto the roast and solemnly said:
"I hereby baptize you F I S H !!!" and feasted on.

;)

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by thumperclone on 10/14/10 at 14:08:06

bad news for obama

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by Trippah on 10/15/10 at 16:12:14

Got an email the other day..Sarah Palin wants to meet you...but since the feeling isn't mutual, I hit the "delete" key. :D

Title: Re: bad news for Sarah Palin.
Post by mick on 10/15/10 at 17:04:09

77514A5353424B230 wrote:

Got an email the other day..Sarah Palin wants to meet you...but since the feeling isn't mutual, I hit the "delete" key. :D

Dang it Trippah, you could have forwarded to our Bill he would have kissed you on both cheeks (face)