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Message started by kennycreed on 12/03/10 at 02:09:59

Title: new job
Post by kennycreed on 12/03/10 at 02:09:59

My 1 day of employment

So after landing my new job as an Wal-mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

Title: Re: new job
Post by mpescatori on 12/03/10 at 02:47:39

You did well.
AND
You have a very sharp sense of humor.

Your supervisor doesn't have B4LLs, given the lady's manenrs he should have waved her goodday and moved on...

Title: Re: new job
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/03/10 at 06:00:21

It IS possible the dads are not the same guy OR, HE is blind or stupid or both. Ohh its just too complicated..

BUt.
You did good. If thats true, thats really funny.

Title: Re: new job
Post by TheFid on 12/03/10 at 06:09:13

;D
Even if not true.

Title: Re: new job
Post by splash07 on 12/03/10 at 07:29:32

you done real good. Wish there were more sharp witted wal-mart employees, might make going there even more entertaining.

Title: Re: new job
Post by babyhog on 12/03/10 at 10:58:39

Its a joke folks! I've heard it before, but still laugh every time. Can be used as a little inside joke to mean a woman is terribly ugly. "Those kids must be twins"... ;D

and JOG - two different men is probably less likely than one twice... ;D ;D

Title: Re: new job
Post by verslagen1 on 12/03/10 at 11:14:43

Hmmm... I didn't know wally world was international.

Title: Re: new job
Post by mick on 12/03/10 at 14:17:35

This one is true,this morning I went for a blood draw prior to my doctor's visit next week. The pretty nurse rolled up my sleeve because I cant do it my self , swabbed my inner arm ,she grabbed the needle gizmo ,the second before she stuck the needle in she said"Little prick"
I said "What did you call me"

Title: Re: new job
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/03/10 at 16:07:32

5457565B59433A0 wrote:

You know what? I think thats true,,, cuz the One has shown a willingness to, well,, GROSS!

IDK how hard it is to find 2 that desperate & stupid. maybe she waits outside of bars & kidnaps them??

Title: Re: new job
Post by mpescatori on 12/04/10 at 04:48:31

7E7A7078677B767F7A7E766A130 wrote:

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Mick, you don't need a Ninja... you already have one !!! ;)