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Message started by kennycreed on 12/03/10 at 16:57:06

Title: new boots
Post by kennycreed on 12/03/10 at 16:57:06

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas .

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again
tomorrow!"

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,

"Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
____

Title: Re: new boots
Post by mick on 12/03/10 at 16:59:56

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: new boots
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/03/10 at 19:31:57

I read that to my family & laughed again. I kinda had to ead it to them, they were askin what I was laffin about..

Title: Re: new boots
Post by thumperclone on 12/03/10 at 20:10:00

roflmao tyvm
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: new boots
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/04/10 at 01:43:06

I wonder if my wife will remember this joke when I ask for a hat for my birthday, coming up before Christmas.