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Message started by Midnightrider on 01/13/11 at 10:58:52

Title: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by Midnightrider on 01/13/11 at 10:58:52

I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhea run. She
can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doc tor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by Serowbot on 01/13/11 at 11:01:55

That's a pretty crappy story.... ;D...

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by mick on 01/13/11 at 13:44:24

Oh Sh1t, did you have to Mike ? I haven't had dinner yet.

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by Toymaker on 01/13/11 at 13:53:39

Well I do believe the doc left the house with more than egg on his face!@

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by Midnightrider on 01/13/11 at 15:10:46

373339312E323F3633373F235A0 wrote:

Oh Sh1t, did you have to Mike ? I haven't had dinner yet.

Sorry Mick, I post almost anything when I'm snowed in :)

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by MMRanch on 01/13/11 at 22:26:16

Well Mike

I hope I never SEE one of those but

it was GOOD to hear about one !

8-)

Title: Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
Post by gerald.hughes on 01/14/11 at 00:32:24

I thought that it was a gas.