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Message started by Midnightrider on 01/29/11 at 07:16:54

Title: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!!
Post by Midnightrider on 01/29/11 at 07:16:54

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html

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Post by Serowbot on 01/29/11 at 08:07:29

... epidemic of exploding people in Malawi... :-?...

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Post by justin_o_guy2 on 01/29/11 at 08:27:27

Id feed him broccoli & cabbage & beans & pickled eggs & put him in Haz-Mat suit & wait till he farted. Then Id ask him WHY he farted. He KNEW it was gonna be a bad thing, so why did he do it?

Maybe he should REALLY help society & just pass a law against taking a dump, while hes at it.
Hed better not outlaw stupidity, cuz hes Definitely goin to jail if he does.

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Post by verslagen1 on 01/29/11 at 08:28:08

beano lobbies heavily there.

I suppose it will be like smoking here, no one may fart indoors and must be within a farting zone to fart. ;D

visions of a new movie modeled after "the king and I" keep flashing thru my head.

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Post by Serowbot on 01/29/11 at 09:25:50

302334352A2721232877460 wrote:

I suppose it will be like smoking here, no one may fart indoors and must be within a farting zone to fart. ;D

... clusters of people outside of public buildings every breaktime,... trying desperately not to make eye contact... :-?

Title: Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!!
Post by verslagen1 on 01/29/11 at 10:16:46

Can you imagine being in court for this one....

Step up... what are you charged with?
Class E social disruption, women and children forced to evacuate and tears seen on Malawi warriors.
My god man, what did you eat?

Of course you know... they are going to be the but of all jokes. ;D

Title: Re: I Would Get The Death Sentence!!!!!
Post by Midnightrider on 01/29/11 at 11:07:45

I can see it now, the crime lab full of sealed glass containers of tainted air, the technicians performing DNA test on the samples to verify who the real perp is. ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by JohnBoy on 01/29/11 at 15:13:32

Just remember, "You can't make an omelet without breaking wind!"

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Post by photojoe on 01/29/11 at 19:23:11

Thanks for the story. I'm always interested in breaking news ;D

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Post by verslagen1 on 01/30/11 at 21:32:08

So I tell my kids the story (w/o embellishment)
1st thing they ask 'how would you tell who did it, make every one wear a but monitor?'

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Post by thumperclone on 01/31/11 at 08:04:17

"when they outlaw guns only outlaws will have guns"

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Post by verslagen1 on 01/31/11 at 08:25:08

gives new definition to "speakeasy"

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Post by RidgeRunner13 on 01/31/11 at 08:35:05

MARKETING OPPURTUNITY!!!!!!!!!

Airtight underwear equipped with a vacuum pump & detachable storage unit. Offending gases can be released at authorized sites.

Look for possible commercial uses for stored gas, possibly assist in powering vehicle.

OK, folks, get busy & we can be first to bring this technology to the world.

BTW, I know some people in this country who NEED these underwear!!! 8-)

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Post by Boule’tard on 01/31/11 at 09:01:57

Sorry RidgeRunner, they stole your idea >:(

http://www.myshreddies.com/images/Info_HowItWorksDiagram.jpg

http://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence-underwear/

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Post by babyhog on 01/31/11 at 10:07:04

WalMart needs to sell those, in every aisle, don't they JOG? ;D

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Post by serenity3743 on 02/01/11 at 05:16:27

There is no fuel shortage. We just haven't learned to package what's produced.

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Post by verslagen1 on 02/01/11 at 09:04:20

I can just see it now...
2 m/c's running down the road, one starts to pop and lurch.
Crap, I'm running lean again... hey there's a Juan's #7 over there.
The pair pull in, order a couple of double beans and coke.
Awhile later the pair lite up and pull wheelies out of the parking lot.
When you got Juan, you got it all... 8-)