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Message started by Serowbot on 05/03/11 at 12:47:45

Title: Senior moment...
Post by Serowbot on 05/03/11 at 12:47:45

Forgot where you parked,.. again, huh?... :-?...

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Title: Re: Senior moment...
Post by babyhog on 05/03/11 at 12:58:38

Speaking of senior moments, I just got these recently. I must be getting really "senior".

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~Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, yet the youngest you’ll ever be, so enjoy this day while it lasts.

~Your kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going out is good, …coming home is better!

~When people say you look "Great,"... they add "for your age!"

~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything, ...movies, …hotels, …flights,but you're too tired to use them.

~You forget names, ...but it's OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!

~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.

~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything, ...especially golf.

~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.

~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.

~Your spouse sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he or she does in bed. It's called their "pre-sleep".

~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!

~You used to say, "I hope my kids GET married... Now, "I hope they STAY married!"

~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch..

~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem.... were unheard of, and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table

~You tend to use more 4 letter words, "…what?" "…when?"... ???

~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.

~Your husband/wife has a night out with the guys/gals but is home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M.

~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've read it.

~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!

~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.

~Everybody whispers.

~Now that your spouse has retired, …you'd give anything if he/she would find a job!

~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet, …2 of which you will never wear.

Title: Re: Senior moment...
Post by arteacher on 05/03/11 at 14:14:37

I can identify with a lot of those. Especially the pre-sleep one. ;D
BTW I am the perfect age- everyone younger than me is too young (does not apply to the ladies), and everyone older than me is too old.

Title: Re: Senior moment...
Post by OE on 05/03/11 at 18:44:17

I hate reading these old age things and realizing they all apply to me.