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Message started by justin_o_guy2 on 09/27/13 at 16:39:47

Title: Was gonna put this in that other thread,,
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 09/27/13 at 16:39:47

BUT,, I cant Find it,,soo,, here goes,,

You folks will recognize the last one,,

MEN
We have enjoyed quite a few "dumb blonde" jokes over the past few years, so now it's time to poke a little fun at men. So, here goes.

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' MICHIGAN STATE !' And they say blondes are dumb.

'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?' 'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world. Then He made the Earth round.