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Message started by raydawg on 12/23/15 at 04:54:29

Title: Joy to the world
Post by raydawg on 12/23/15 at 04:54:29

May you be blessed with peace ;D

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/23/15 at 08:01:37

Thanks for the thought, but my life recently became tumultuous.
I farted in bed.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 08:03:36

332C2A2D30370636063E2C206B590 wrote:

I farted in bed.

I'll pray for you... :-?

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/23/15 at 08:07:53

Pray? Just come get the pepper spray and the 45, I can handle the rest.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Serowbot on 12/23/15 at 08:24:38

I told ya' guns in the home are dangerous.... ;D

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Paraquat on 12/23/15 at 09:08:26

0B141215080F3E0E3E06141853610 wrote:

Thanks for the thought, but my life recently became tumultuous.
I farted in bed.

Thoughts and prayers.

--Steve

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by old.indian on 12/23/15 at 09:37:22

2E3137302D2A1B2B1B23313D76440 wrote:

Thanks for the thought, but my life recently became tumultuous.
I farted in bed.

Instead of your usual lump of coal, maybe this year Santa should bring you a drum of Frebreze ?

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/24/15 at 20:32:11

Tell Santa I gave myself a " lump of Coal " when I farted. I'm gonna be needing more than Febreze.
I just hate it when that happens.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by old.indian on 12/24/15 at 21:17:59

That is just way more information that any of us wanted ....

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 12/24/15 at 21:26:22

Actually,I was just kidding, but the
Lump of coal thing was too much to pass up.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by cheapnewb24 on 12/24/15 at 22:03:13

;D You guys are ridiculous ;D

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Serowbot on 12/24/15 at 22:19:33

607F797E63645565556D7F73380A0 wrote:

Lump of coal thing was too much to pass up.

Pun Intended?... :-?

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by HovisPresley on 12/25/15 at 01:47:18

A lump of coal is mainly carbon, and carbon is taken orally as a treatment for flatulence.

A different pun intended? ;D

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by mpescatori on 12/25/15 at 03:03:35

;D ;D ;D

Merry Christmas guys !!!

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Gus on 12/25/15 at 04:40:36

May all of you have a blessed and merry Christmas and may the New Year bring you miles & miles of black top; as far as the eye can see.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by old.indian on 12/25/15 at 06:32:22

Merry Christmas Everyone

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Ed L. on 12/25/15 at 07:06:26

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Everybody. Mid 80's here in Florida today, wearing shorts and flip flops. 8-) 8-) :) :)

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by raydawg on 12/25/15 at 07:43:50

Scattered snow showers here in the PacNorWest. The ski slopes have more snow already than they did of all last year.

I am ready to gut the wife's bathroom today and start and finish it's remodel over the break.

Putting down porcelain/slate tile, new cabinets and lighting, patching drywall where I moved things, a towel warmer, and then painting.

Life is good :D

Hope all have a wonderful and safe New Year, that JOG wipes up successfully any coal residue he might personally experience from having coal lump up in his mine.......or should that read, "mind"? ;D

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by WebsterMark on 12/25/15 at 10:51:11

The Christmas Truce of WWI.

“My name is Francis Tolliver, I come from Liverpool,
Two years ago the war was waiting for me after school.
To Belgium and to Flanders to Germany to here
I fought for King and country I love dear.
‘Twas Christmas in the trenches where the frost so bitter hung,
The frozen fields of France were still, no Christmas song was sung,
Our families back in England were toasting us that day,
Their brave and glorious lads so far away.

I was lying with my messmate on the cold and rocky ground
When across the lines of battle came a most peculiar sound
Says I, ‘Now listen up, me boys!’ each soldier strained to hear
As one young German voice sang out so clear.
‘He’s singing bloody well, you know!’ my partner says to me
Soon one by one each German voice joined in in harmony
The cannons rested silent, the gas clouds rolled no more
As Christmas brought us respite from the war.

As soon as they were finished and a reverent pause was spent
‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’ struck up some lads from Kent
The next they sang was ‘Stille Nacht,’ ‘Tis “Silent Night”,’ says I
And in two tongues one song filled up that sky.
‘There’s someone coming towards us!’ the front line sentry cried
All sights were fixed on one lone figure coming from their side
His truce flag, like a Christmas star, shone on that plain so bright
As he bravely strode unarmed into the night.

Soon one by one on either side walked into No Man’s land
With neither gun nor bayonet we met there hand to hand
We shared some secret brandy and we wished each other well
And in a flare-lit soccer game we gave ‘em hell.
We traded chocolates, cigarettes, and photographs from home
These sons and fathers far away from families of their own
Young Sanders played his squeeze box and they had a violin
This curious and unlikely band of men.

Soon daylight stole upon us and France was France once more
With sad farewells we each began to settle back to war
But the question haunted every heart that lived that wondrous night
‘Whose family have I fixed within my sights?’
‘Twas Christmas in the trenches, where the frost so bitter hung
The frozen fields of France were warmed as songs of peace were sung
For the walls they’d kept between us to exact the work of war
Had been crumbled and were gone for evermore.

My name is Francis Tolliver, in Liverpool I dwell
Each Christmas come since World War I I’ve learned its lessons well
That the ones who call the shots won’t be among the dead and lame
And on each end of the rifle we’re the same.”

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Gus on 12/25/15 at 17:21:12

Thanks for that WM. It's good to remember those less fortunate to be without their families'.

Title: Re: Joy to the world
Post by Paraquat on 12/28/15 at 05:59:06

Happy Holidays to everyone of every religion.

Merry Christmas if you chose the right one.

--Steve