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/cgi-bin/YaBB.pl General Category >> Politics, Religion (Tall Table) >> LMAO........ /cgi-bin/YaBB.pl?num=1503937176 Message started by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 09:19:36 |
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Title: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 09:19:36 GAWD, you can't make this stuff up ;D I guess nothing much was going on in the way of "hate speech" that day, for these liberal imbeciles to do, eh..... ::) Health professionals report cases where people put sunscreen on their eyeballs to watch eclipse. A health professional in California reported cases where eclipse-viewers sought medical treatment because they put sunscreen on their eyeballs to view last week’s solar eclipse. KRCTV.com reported that these individuals applied the sunscreen because they did not have the NASA-approved eyewear. “One of my colleagues at moonlight here stated yesterday that they had patients presenting at their clinic that put sunscreen on their eyeball, and presented that they were having pain and they were referred to an ophthalmologist,” Trish Patterson, a nurse at Prestige Urgent Care in Redding, Calif., said. The Sun also reported that doctors in Virginia have reported patients complaining of applying sunscreen to their eyes. The nurse said that it only takes seconds of staring at directly at the sun to cause lasting damage to the retina. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/28/17 at 09:29:54 How is it Possible to look at the sun? Just accidentally turning and getting eyeballs ALMOST aimed at it hurts so bad they shut, I duck. I'm not going to believe this yet. Nobody is STUPID ENOUGH or even able to wipe sunscreen in their eyes. I'm calling Bullshit. I don't want it to be true..maybe they are in college? |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 10:12:03 6D7274736E6958685860727E35070 wrote:
Ok. Thanks. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by verslagen1 on 08/28/17 at 12:31:54 Well... it musta worked. Betcha it was hard enough for anyone to pry their eyes open long enough to rinse the sh!t out let alone sneak a peak at the eclipse. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/28/17 at 13:09:51 Ohhh, it's sad. Maybe it is true. Bullshit is everywhere, but, http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/health-and-medicine/article169662487.html Idiots are everywhere, too. And concentrated in California. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 13:10:55 Well I am sitting in a ferry line, without my savage, driving the big truck to work. They have cameras along the route, showing lines, etc. I saw myself on my iPhone... Sitting in my truck. Is this a paradox? I think I need some sunscreen in my eyes now, for I looked really white, you know, I could be called a nazi ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by verslagen1 on 08/28/17 at 13:35:00 40534B56534555320 wrote:
Yup, fly an american flag off the back of the truck and I don't think you'll make it home. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 14:37:04 Was it just plain black shoe polish Gene Wilder used to fool everyone? I might give that a try, I mean, if I am to be judged by the color of my skin, and labeled, and accused of all sorts of atrocities I never did do, by those who have never met me in person.... Gee, that seems, well.... oh never mind, I must be having a brain fart, again, my meds all messed up, sorta thingy ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by verslagen1 on 08/28/17 at 14:53:31 I wouldn't want to show up "black" tomorrow. You should do it gradual... start off Trump orange and progress to George Hamilton well tanned, then you can go to crispy. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by MnSpring on 08/28/17 at 16:17:53 6A79617C796F7F180 wrote:
Black Walnuts, when they fall from the tree, their is a green, ‘husk’, on them. (NOW, is the time to plant them if you want more. Husk and all) It is what the Squirrels do, (because they do not find ALL the Nuts they buried) (Butter Nuts the same) If you pick them up, with the green husk on them, the skin on your fingers will turn a very Dark Brown, (almost black). And your skin, will stay, ’Stained’, for Several Weeks. (You can’t wash it out, it has to grow out) If you let them dry on the ground, the green husk will turn black and dry out. Then just crush them, (Keep the Black dried Husk pieces), And you have the hard, inner hull, with the, ‘meat’, in them. (That is what you eat) Then the dried black husks, put them in a container, water, boil, then ’strain’ that slurry. (AWSUM Wood Stain) But it won’t last, it will mold. So, Boil the strained liquid to a Molasses consistency, Cool, and add 1/2 Denatured Alcohol, will last for years. (Early settlers use to, ’TAN’, hides, by boiling in the dried hulls) So now you know why. Here is another thing to do with the, ‘green,’ husks. Collect them, Crush them, and collect the, ‘Juice’. Smear that ‘Juice’ , ALL Over any exposed part of your body. NOW, go for a Job Interview, and tell them: “Your So Happy Obama, has allowed you to use a little girls bathroom, because you, ‘Identify’ as a female” It is a LOCK, you will get, ANY JOB you want. Qualifications, Skill, Education, Attitude, Nothing Matters. !!!!!!! So a, ‘White Male’, will get, ANY, Job you want. After all, it is the P.C. Correct way !!!!!! |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/28/17 at 17:01:26 687B6C6D727F797B702F1E0 wrote:
;D ;D ;D ;D.......... >:( |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by Eegore on 08/29/17 at 05:57:40 So back to the sunscreen thing, I can't find any confirmation on this. Theres no one but some unnamed moonlighter that actually didn't say that patients had sunscreen in their eyes due to the eclipse. They had sunscreen in their eyes, which happens all the time, but the connection to the eclipse appears to be fabricated. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/29/17 at 06:46:57 And yes, you Can make this stuff up. If people actually applied sunscreen to the eyeballs in order to see the eclipse, that would have been the news the next day. And it would have been one eye. I'm still not able to believe anyone is actually that stupid. If anything I'd say the report was done like the stupid rumors in school. Someone just wanted to see how many people are gullible enough to believe it. How far will the bullshit go before people call Bullshit. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by T And T Garage on 08/29/17 at 07:17:44 57445C41445242250 wrote:
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Um, ray? Care to explain? Seems Eegore has torn down your story. Do you believe everything on the internet??? Seems you must be as bad as one of those "liberal imbeciles" you poke fun at..... BWAAAHAAHAAHAAHAAAAA!!!! Would you like some cream for that burn??? (Gee, I wonder if this post will be removed?...) |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 09:57:28 I am a victim it seems, I guess I know how it feels to be a liberal now, believing lies ;D ;D ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by T And T Garage on 08/29/17 at 10:49:12 65766E73766070170 wrote:
No, you're gullible. You're a neo-conservative and it shows. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 10:58:41 392728292439223F4D0 wrote:
No, you're gullible. You're a neo-conservative and it shows.[/quote] But.... you never met me, oh yeah, sorry, you have a magic ball, my bad. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by T And T Garage on 08/29/17 at 11:31:39 4E5D45585D4B5B3C0 wrote:
No, you're gullible. You're a neo-conservative and it shows.[/quote] But.... you never met me, oh yeah, sorry, you have a magic ball, my bad. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* [/quote] *yawn*... ray, you really should learn what context is. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 12:20:23 5A444B4A475A415C2E0 wrote:
No, you're gullible. You're a neo-conservative and it shows.[/quote] But.... you never met me, oh yeah, sorry, you have a magic ball, my bad. ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* [/quote] *yawn*... ray, you really should learn what context is. [/quote] I'll wait till you pen a book, 'How I make excuses to justify and absolve myself" I am sure you will cover context. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by T And T Garage on 08/29/17 at 12:22:12 2A39213C392F3F580 wrote:
LOL - my, how witty! No, you need to learn it on your own. Good luck! |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/29/17 at 12:23:57 Ray? NeoCon? Geeze Louise, |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 14:54:09 6F7076716C6B5A6A5A62707C37050 wrote:
I've been told I can not be a democrat.... Now, what, a neo-con racist pig, either? Golly, what can I be????? I know, a albino negro lesbian with a sack. I have come, I am Camelot. I've attained the pinnacle. I sit upon a throne and can judge others now. I sit upon the pinnacle, and I can enjoy myself ;D Gawd, I just love my mood :-* |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by justin_o_guy2 on 08/29/17 at 15:19:30 I sit upon the pinnacle, and I can enjoy myself.. Don't post a picture. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 17:17:54 7E6167607D7A4B7B4B73616D26140 wrote:
Too late, in your mind.... I live rent free, Sharp as a tack.... Ya wanna sit next to me? ;D |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by MnSpring on 08/29/17 at 18:56:40 WOW “…No, you’re gullible…” Coming from a person, who posts ONLY, Totally, Ultra - Liberal sites. And says, ‘It is Fact’. Just, WOW !!!!!!! (Had lunch with my 95 year old mother today, Had a bag of, ‘Doritos’, with it. But I ate them all, so no, ‘Crumbs’, to toss over the Bridge) |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by raydawg on 08/29/17 at 19:13:33 72516C4F4D5651583F0 wrote:
He reminds of a blind three legged dog, who has lost its teeth to rot, its fur almost gone from being ran over by other dogs, missing an ear from being hit by a car, and its tailed cut off by an mean kid practicing to be a counter demonstrating in Berkeley. But its owner calls him Lucky.... ;D PS: I don't think he will understand this message. |
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Title: Re: LMAO........ Post by T And T Garage on 08/29/17 at 21:24:25 293A223F3A2C3C5B0 wrote:
He reminds of a blind three legged dog, who has lost its teeth to rot, its fur almost gone from being ran over by other dogs, missing an ear from being hit by a car, and its tailed cut off by an mean kid practicing to be a counter demonstrating in Berkeley. But its owner calls him Lucky.... ;D PS: I don't think he will understand this message. [/quote] Very good guess - I don't. Mostly because it makes no sense. Most of your posts are like that ray - you really need to work on communication skills. Someday maybe. |
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