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Message started by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 13:32:49

Title: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 13:32:49

When I look at the WARNING labels on any given product you purchase nowadays.....
They MUST think we don’t have enough intellect to know how to pour piss out of a boot.....

Gee, no kidding, a new razor blade MIGHT cut me, wow, I’m  so glad to know that....
If a pull tab breaks all the way off, don’t consume it.....
WHOA, another keeper!
Ya gotta love the ones about electricity and water in a shower, I just might forget if they didn’t keep reminding me.

I gotta think soon, we will see the warning on cigarettes to soon include, warning, while using this product as intended, you risk burn, take caution while igniting.......

Ok, that was might be needed, if you don’t understand the dangers of smoke inhalation into the lungs..... just say’n  ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Papa Bear on 04/06/18 at 13:41:20

It's the litigation/victim climate we live in today.


Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 14:03:06


62636C6D6E6F68696A5B0 wrote:
It's the litigation/victim climate we live in today.


Man I offer to clarify your statement/observation, to those who need warning labels?

I will take that as a yes  ;D

He is saying its because of STINKING LAWYERS  :)

Here, I updated and amended my original post:

I wonder, is it someones great plan to make us stupider?
I mean, I don't think I need help, however, I just can't help but think, its gotta be a conspiracy.
You know, like some space aliens came down and visited us.
Returned home to their planet, elsewhere....
Talked about how best to invade us, etc....
They have all the power and knowledge of space travel, that far exceeds anything we currently can even imagine, much less utilize, etc...
They could prolly release some wacko, from one of their cells of containment, armed with a yet to be discovered NRA sanctioned weapon, and solely with one "semi automatic" burst......
Wipe all of us off......WOW!
But instead they came up with the idea to plant a seed of "stupid" within our ranks.
They use Hollywood, entertainment, sports, politicians, academia, and the NEWS outlets, to spread its infection....
You think I jest, look, I give you symptoms by just a few examples....
When I look at the WARNING labels on any given product, you purchase nowadays.....
They MUST think we don’t have enough intellect to know how to pour piss out of a boot.....
Gee, no kidding, a new razor blade MIGHT cut me, wow, I’m so glad to know that....
If a pull tab breaks all the way off, don’t consume it.....
WHOA, another keeper!
Ya gotta love the ones about electricity and water in a shower, I just might forget, if they didn’t keep reminding me.
I gotta think soon, we will see this warning, on cigarettes to soon include, WARNING: while using this product as intended, you risk burn, take caution while igniting.......
Ok, that one might be needed, if you don’t understand the dangers of smoke inhalation into the lungs..... just say’n
Well, am I right, or not?

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by verslagen1 on 04/06/18 at 14:35:20

Common sense would tell you that if you're dumb enough to do that, you're not smart enough to read and comprehend a warning either.

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 14:49:00


3F2C3B3A25282E2C2778490 wrote:
Common sense would tell you that if you're dumb enough to do that, you're not smart enough to read and comprehend a warning either.


So, do we rename common, to senseless?  ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/06/18 at 15:32:09


786B7C7D626F696B603F0E0 wrote:
Common sense would tell you that if you're dumb enough to do that, you're not smart enough to read and comprehend a warning either.


I was in fifth or sixth grade when
Some Geniuses decided to force the gas can manufacturers to put
Harmful or Fatal if Swallowed
on gas cans.

Have you Ever had Gasoline in your mouth?
Did ANYONE need to say
Spit that out?

If you're too stupid to Not drink
Gasoline,

GREAT!

Nobody needs you.

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Serowbot on 04/06/18 at 16:45:46

Most, if not all, of those warnings are there because someone already was that stupid...

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by old.indian on 04/06/18 at 16:57:20


272629282B2A2D2C2F1E0 wrote:
It's the litigation/victim climate we live in today.

Why else would someone think that it's the manufacturer's fault that they were too ignorant to take their child out of the stroller before they folded it up ..... :-?


Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by justin_o_guy2 on 04/06/18 at 17:09:01


495F48554D58554E3A0 wrote:
Most, if not all, of those warnings are there because someone already was that stupid...


Go put a TEASPOON of gas in your mouth.
Spit or swallow?

If you're so stupid that you'll drink gasoline

YOU CAN'T READ.

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 18:13:39


2F2C246E292E2429212E400 wrote:
[quote author=272629282B2A2D2C2F1E0 link=1523046769/0#1 date=1523047280]It's the litigation/victim climate we live in today.

Why else would someone think that it's the manufacturer's fault that they were too ignorant to take their child out of the stroller before they folded it up ..... :-?

[/quote]

Kind shoots down the reasoning behind evolution, eh  ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Ruttly on 04/06/18 at 19:47:17

Makes for entertaining reading , for us but most of the population is actually that DUMB !
My apologies if your in that category! ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/06/18 at 20:37:03


301716160E1B620 wrote:
Makes for entertaining reading , for us but most of the population is actually that DUMB !
My apologies if your in that category! ;D


If I had to ask.......... ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by MMRanch on 04/06/18 at 21:17:10

A few years back I was serving on Jury duty for a case where some guy had stormed into a generator repair shop so mad that he tripped on his own feet.    Well he decided to Sue the owner ...  Well , it was plain to 11 of us that "It was his own fault , but one of our members said "But can't we just award him SOMETHING ? "  ...    
I guessed she thought money just falls from the sky !   We all in unison shouted back to her  " NO "   >:(

To get her to go along with us we had to concede to give him $1.oo in punitive damages ...  ;D

True story !

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Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Ruttly on 04/06/18 at 22:13:45

Great story MM thanks for sharing that. I'm no genius but compared to some I see on a daily basis that really make me worry about the human condition , maybe I am a genius, NOT ! Just sharp , observant and still have a desire to learn something new everyday the way my father raised me , Thanks Pops !

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Ruttly on 04/06/18 at 22:16:35

Ray I'm sure you meant devolution! ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by jcstokes on 04/07/18 at 01:01:31

I can't help but think of the Winnebago owner, who put his vehicle in cruise control and went down the back to make some coffee. He successfully sued Winnebago after the accident. I'm sure this is but one of a thousand US litigation stories, and lawyers will always convince someone to give someone money.

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by LANCER on 04/07/18 at 01:33:01

Let’s dont leave out the judges who allow such stupid actions to go forward in their courts when they are within their power to rule a case as frivolous and throw it out.
This would save us tons of court time and billions of dollars in costs and court fees.

Actually, I feel that such judges should just be fired, they have no business being in that job if making such decisions as that.  Really, when was the last time you heard of a judge throwing out an insane lawsuit ?

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by Trippah on 04/07/18 at 06:42:38

Have you ever heard of a killer who admits to his deed being allowed to plead guilty at his arraignment?  :o :o

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/07/18 at 10:00:25


1D3A3B3B23364F0 wrote:
Ray I'm sure you meant devolution! ;D


Well I'll be danged.....

I didn't even know the savage had a reverse  ;D

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by eau de sauvage on 04/07/18 at 17:56:42

on the subject or razor blades....You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma. Cut the strings and soar. Let's hit it. Let's roll. This is our chance to make razor history.

URL deleted.......the language is just too trashy for the Cafe Section.  (Dave)

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by MMRanch on 04/07/18 at 19:40:28

I clicked on the link  ....   now I've got to go wash the trash out of my eyes ...  ::)

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by raydawg on 04/07/18 at 19:52:24


5E4C5E4C41525D505B130 wrote:
I clicked on the link  ....   now I've got to go wash the trash out of my eyes ...  ::)



Really?

I was about to  :-?

Title: Re: Are we that stupid on purpose?
Post by MMRanch on 04/08/18 at 19:33:09

Don't do it Ray ...

It will make your world spiral down a slippery slope ... unless ya wash out what ya saw !  ;D

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