Reelthing wrote on 12/31/69 at 16:00:06:- a squadron of 6 inch dragonflies is not much fun to hit
Wanna hear my Dragonfly story?
I was riding in my rural neighborhood one day, wearing my full face helmet and I had my face shield open (I never learn). Anyway, I was doing about 60 mph when a big ol' bug smacked me right in the face, near my eye.
The poor sucker was mostly likely stunned as he hit me full force. I was doing 60 and he was probably doing 15-20mph himself. That's a 75-80mph head-on collision for him!
Well anyway, as I said, he was stunned...and he fell...into my shirt. At first, I was unaware of this, since my shirt isn't tight fitting and was sort of blowing around. But eventually (about a mile down the road) said bug... came to. And began to buzz around.
I was approaching an intersection so I came to a full stop, flipped into neutral, kicked the side stand down and took a gander into the neck of my shirt. Sure enough, there about mid-belly was this HUGE FREAKING DRAGONFLY. I'm a girl...I don't DO bugs. I freaked out and did one of them "little girl dress over the head" things and pulled that shirt right up. The bug in question departed the premesis and I put my shirt down only to see three cars stopped in the intersection.
One woman, in a pick-up truck was wiping tears from her eyes and laughing her arse off at me. I didn't stick around long enough to see who was in the other two vehicles. I live in a VERY small town and I'm sure this is going to come back to haunt me at some point.
But it WAS funny...and it earned me the nickname "Flash" on another forum.