Nearly on the same subject
A conversation between Mr. Honda and God. Mr. Honda asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?"
God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am".
"Well," said Mr. Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some
major design flaws in your design."
1 - There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2 - It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3 - Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4 - The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5 - Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs.
”Hmmmm, you do raise some good points”, replied God, "Lets have a wee look."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."