MMRanch, you'll likely get your cowburger since you didn't razz the man about the past years any -- so far only Toymaker and I are at risk of spitting out them nasty black feathers.
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But the pattern is the same every year -- as we all pull our stuff together and discuss getting our bikes ready Lancer starts to get all ...... quiet ...... towards the end.
First Dragon trip Lancer showed up riding a Sportster as REX was still hibernating in his boxes (procrastination strikes again).
Last year he invited Verslagen to come to SC for a assembly fest the last week before Dragon time and they actually put all the pieces together good enough for it to actually start up & squeal out a cam head bearing and puke out some oil on them. Then they rode to the coast and borrowed a Beemer from his daughter for Lancer to ride and Verslagen rode Toymakers spare Savage on Dragon Run #2.
This year we made sure to remind him early enough to actually put the bike together in time. And he did. And he talked about it up to the point where he was ready to fire it up ....
And now he is done got all quiet on us again.
Rexxy's done puked or squealed or done something else all ungrateful b*tchy again.
Me, I'd have posted me a great big AWSHIT post jest a face slapping the ungrateful b*tch for whatever new nonsense she was kicking up this time
just to vent it all out, but that simply isn't Lancer's style.
He's the quiet suffer'n in silence type.
Remember, Lancer has most of his stuff all still in boxes from his last move (check the background of that last picture) and he is trying to put Rex back together without all his mechanical stuff available to him, so you can imagine what that's like.
But then again, that's the miracle of Lancer -- we'll never know the actual story until he shows up at Toymaker's. And mebbe not even then (we got last year's story from Verslagen).

And who knows, mebbe he'll be packing him a cooler full of well aged crow on Rex's rear fender fer Toymaker & me to chew on instead.