Having a bike next to a Pain-in-the-Butt is not a problem. This would have be be a contest of who or what is the biggest Pain-in-the-Butt.
For my contestant: a Pair of Jack Russells:

Violet in the back, has chewed carpet, swallowed, got it blocked and required surgery. We no longer have carpets.
Violet got a foxtail in her eye. To verify, she did the second eye as well. Not surgery, but . . . .
Sandy like being dirty. If you are not watching her see when on a walk she will roll in another dog's poop.
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