Unbelievable.. I went through an entire herd of goats Saturday.
Oh well..
Here is the new search item.
Gasoline pump with a glass top.
Should look sorta like this:

While using this exact same pump would be.. sorta cheating?
Honorable mention will be given for you Ohio people that find the store and get a picture of that pump and your bike! AND if nobody else can find one, you win!!!
Bonus points if it is actually working!!

Double bonus points if you put gas in your bike from it!