babyhog wrote on 03/19/10 at 18:27:27:You guys go to weddings in churches, don't you??
Last time I went in a church, the priest accused me of stealing his pen...
...Over the pa system, in front of 400 guests... (and I was best man),(honest to god!)...
The groom had to explain that the pen I was holding was a gift from him...
Me and churches have a long and sordid history...
If there's a god,.. he don't want me in there...
The time before that, I was filming a documentary... and the client got up on the pulpit and started sermonizing to me,... just me... for so long I ran out of film...
He wasn't even a priest.... he was a machinist,... the video was about the manufacture of the metal sculpted cross in the church...
I think he was possessed....

... He was even yelling....

Spooky things happen when I go in churches....
Buhuhhhh!....