Have you noticed,... most foods that are good for you, are gassy?...
... beans, broccoli, cabbage, brussel sprouts, onions, peas....
...'cept for fried chicken... that's the exception that proves the rule...
Fart, in front of a lady?,.. never!...
.. part of why I'm still single,... couldn't possibly hold my gas that long...
... and, of course,... a lady never farts...

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blissfully delusional...

... sorta'...

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