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Russian weather expert...
07/09/10 at 19:04:53

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

“I think it’s raining,” he says to his wife.

“No, that feels like snow to me, dear,” she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

“Let’s not fight about it,” the man says. “Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”

“It’s raining, of course” Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, “I know that felt like snow.”

To which the man quietly says, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

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Re: Russian weather expert...
Reply #3 - 07/09/10 at 21:05:04

Serowbot wrote on 07/09/10 at 19:04:53:

A Russian couple walks down a street in Moscow when the man feels a drop hit his nose.

“I think it’s raining,” he says to his wife.

“No, that feels like snow to me, dear,” she replies.

Just then, a minor communist party official walks towards them.

“Let’s not fight about it,” the man says. “Let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”

“It’s raining, of course” Comrade Rudolph says and walks on.

But the woman insists, “I know that felt like snow.”

To which the man quietly says, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

as "Mrs Clause said to Santa Clause,as he wsas about to leave on his xmas eve jaunt,
"I hope it doesn't rain dear"

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Religion makes you fly into skyscrapers

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29278 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Russian weather expert... Reply #4 - 07/09/10 at 22:16:47 Lameass?... ... The joke came free with the pic of the Russian girl I put in the spy post... It seemed much funnier when she was there... ... I think that may make me even more Lameass... ... Still,... "Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear"?... ... Nope ,... you're right...
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