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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10802 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #45 - 08/17/10 at 02:33:57 bill67 wrote on 08/16/10 at 20:19:20: The VA has me taking a Viagra pill ever night before I go to bed,It keeps me from rolling off the bed.
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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10802 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #46 - 08/17/10 at 02:36:05 ya think they have extension implants ? ? ? tacking on an extra 6" might be fun !
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mpescatori Serious Thumper Offline Romanum Thumperium Cavalco, yeaaah !!! Posts: 3547 Rome, Italy Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #47 - 08/17/10 at 03:12:13 LANCER wrote on 08/17/10 at 02:36:05: ya think they have extension implants ? ? ? tacking on an extra 6" might be fun ! ONLY if all you got is a 3" stump at the moment. Too long is too long, and they won't like it.
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Re: The Perfect Woman
Reply #48 - 08/17/10 at 06:39:38

mpescatori wrote on 08/17/10 at 03:12:13:

LANCER wrote on 08/17/10 at 02:36:05:

ya think they have extension implants ? ? ?

tacking on an extra 6" might be fun ! Cheesy

ONLY if all you got is a 3" stump at the moment.

Too long is too long, and they won't like it.

Amen brother!

Yes, fellas, size matters! But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up. Viagra? I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it Wink

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly! Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy. I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.

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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #49 - 08/17/10 at 12:57:13 Way it sounds Viagra might be the Death of you BBH...lol Uh Lancer, would the extra 6 give you 7 1/2?
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Reply #50 - 08/17/10 at 15:22:42

I like the story about the guy at the dentists office to get a root canal.
The dentist offered gas but the fellow said no, it make me nauseous.
The dr. offered a shot but the patient was afraid of needles.
he asked, " don't you have some kind of a pill?"
The dentist handed him a paper cup with two blue pills.
The patient asked, " Is viagra a pain killer too?"
The doc said, "No but you're going to need something to hold on tight to."

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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #51 - 08/17/10 at 15:32:31 When in a dentist chair grasp the dentist by the balls and say,Were not going to hurt each other are we.
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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10802 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #52 - 08/17/10 at 16:18:24 Wolfman wrote on 08/17/10 at 12:57:13: Way it sounds Viagra might be the Death of you BBH...lol Uh Lancer, would the extra 6 give you 7 1/2? you been peekin ? ? ?
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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #53 - 08/18/10 at 02:03:06 Naw, Bill told me...lol
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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10802 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #54 - 08/18/10 at 03:22:31 Wolfman wrote on 08/18/10 at 02:03:06: Naw, Bill told me...lol I thought I saw him sneakin around !
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Re: The Perfect Woman
Reply #55 - 08/18/10 at 03:26:56

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Yes, fellas, size matters! But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up. Viagra? I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it Wink

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly! Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy. I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.

CRADLE ROBBER ! !

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Re: The Perfect Woman
Reply #56 - 08/18/10 at 06:41:29

LANCER wrote on 08/18/10 at 03:26:56:

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Yes, fellas, size matters! But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up. Viagra? I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it Wink

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly! Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy. I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.

CRADLE ROBBER ! !

GUILTY

but what can I say, I needed a young gun to keep up with me... Cool

(now its me that can't keep up with him)

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Re: The Perfect Woman
Reply #57 - 08/18/10 at 11:09:21

babyhog wrote on 08/18/10 at 06:41:29:

LANCER wrote on 08/18/10 at 03:26:56:

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Yes, fellas, size matters! But MONSTEROUS is not preferable.

This is cracking me up. Viagra? I can't imagine my husband EVER needing it, but I guess if that day comes, I'd let him try it Wink

Ya know, when we're 80, and I'm NOT lifting silicone off my belly! Then again, when I'm 80, he's only gonna be 73. I married a puppy. I'll probably be dead before he needs Viagra.

CRADLE ROBBER ! !

GUILTY

but what can I say, I needed a young gun to keep up with me... Cool

young gun...big bullets ........ Grin

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(now its me that can't keep up with him)

time to kick in the cardio training and some weights; then JUMP ON ....ERRRR .......JUMP IN ! Grin

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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #58 - 08/18/10 at 11:52:35 Young gun equals quick shot...lol Yeah bill was compareing and got jealous.
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rl153 Serious Thumper Offline S40 Just right! Posts: 907 Bloomfield,CT Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #59 - 08/18/10 at 13:07:17 Heres a perfectly strange woman ,Lady Gaga.This picture is funny .(Wonder which spark plug she uses?) [img ][/img]
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