SuzukiSavage.com - The Perfect Woman

Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #60 - 08/18/10 at 20:29:50 Lady Gaga is 'Funny'! Ever see her without being made up and in one of her costumes? Yeecchh.
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #61 - 08/18/10 at 22:53:34 is she heavily lactating or are those sparks ? love the left lip
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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #62 - 08/19/10 at 02:52:19 Ya Mick that really needs to be tucked back in.
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Southpaw Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline This ol' dog ain't staying on the porch! Posts: 920 Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #63 - 08/19/10 at 09:43:20 "is she heavily lactating or are those sparks ?" Try to explain THOSE burns at the E.R. Then there's this little ditty, circa 1967??? I found the perfect woman I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and oversexed And owns a liquor store! I'm just sayin...
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #64 - 08/19/10 at 09:45:30 Southpaw wrote on 08/19/10 at 09:39:50: Try to explain THOSE burns at the E.R. Then there's this little ditty, circa 1967??? I found the perfect woman I couldn't ask for more. She's deaf and dumb and oversexed And owns a liquor store! I'm just sayin... I think in the second verse she also had a fishing boat
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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #65 - 08/19/10 at 12:14:46 And liked to clean house clean fish, clean critters ya kill n mechanic on vehicles...lol
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John_D FSO Serious Thumper Offline Ridin' and smilin' Posts: 1658 Vancouver, WA Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #66 - 08/20/10 at 05:38:25 We've got a lady at work right now like that, hunts, fishes, works on her own cars, and was telling me about rebuilding a bike when she lived in Cal. (it got stolen right after she got done. ). Heck, she knows more about this stuff than I do, not that that's saying a whole lot. Too bad she's spoken for!
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Re: The Perfect Woman
Reply #67 - 08/20/10 at 06:21:55

John_D FSO wrote on 08/20/10 at 05:38:25:

We've got a lady at work right now like that, hunts, fishes, works on her own cars, and was telling me about rebuilding a bike when she lived in Cal. (it got stolen right after she got done. Sad

). Heck, she knows more about this stuff than I do, not that that's saying a whole lot. Roll Eyes

Too bad she's spoken for! Grin

I hunt, fish, work on my car and bike, plus I cook and clean and take care of my dogs! Grin

Why do you think my hubby don't need no stinkin' Viagra?!

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Reply #68 - 08/20/10 at 06:32:57

The Perfect Woman, well that would me "My Mother". She is one tough cookie and I still to this day draw strength from her.
She is 77 and still full of energy and so much fun to be with.
She went thru the great depression, has lost her one and only son, lost 2 husbands and yet remains strong at the end of the day.
In her past she hunted, fished as well as raised 3 children and kept a house so clean that the dust bunnies knew better than to try and invade.
So many call her Mom and I am and will always be so proud that she is my Mom and the "Perfect Woman". sniff sniff...

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Reply #69 - 08/20/10 at 10:06:31

has all original equipment, no aftermarket parts (no LOUD PIPES!), high beam headlights, compact frame, sporty, 0-100 <5sec 100-0 (no brakes), 5 or 6 speed with no reverse, lots of shiney bling, no busted grills, comes in subtle colors (yellow's have more fun), red's are prone to constant breakdowns and electrical gremilins, safety devices are built in to prevent "accidents" - the more they are ridden the better they perform, in other words they are a lot like cars and bikes and can leave us stranded without a ride if not taken care of with healthy amounts of TLC.

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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #70 - 08/20/10 at 12:46:09 "I hunt, fish, work on my car and bike, plus I cook and clean and take care of my dogs! Why do you think my hubby don't need no stinkin' Viagra?! " I gots a couple of ideas BBH, but being a family forum i think ill leave this one alone.
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Wolfman Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 664 SW Missouri Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #71 - 08/22/10 at 00:42:42 Im in love.....Nah, just Lust!.
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #72 - 08/22/10 at 09:38:19 I know youre just bustin to tell,, so,, sinceI like you & all, Ill LET you PM me the details, & any pics & the negatives & all such that you should simply get rid of.. yea,, thats me, the altruistic one.
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #73 - 08/22/10 at 12:27:19 looks like she has had a little accedent,a bit moist down below.
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rl153 Serious Thumper Offline S40 Just right! Posts: 907 Bloomfield,CT Gender:	Re: The Perfect Woman Reply #74 - 08/22/10 at 17:00:57 Is this really your girl? Lucky guy!
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