justin_o_guy2
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What happened?
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East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.
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I cant even bring myself to watch. BUT, I will tell you all a true story.
In the barn, my Gramma had the cows all locked in their stanchions & I had tossed the feed in the trough to keep them happy while she milked them, so I had gone on around to the milking side of the barn. One had a problem & wasnt feeling well. The barn was small & she always held a shoulder against the wall as she walked behind them. She always wore rubber boots w/ pants folded & tucked into boots. As she passed behind this one cow, it didnt raise its tail, it didnt swing its tail, it simply put a kink in its tail, to clear a path for what was about to happen. A green column, about 2" in diameter, came out of that cows butt & NAILED my Gramma to the wall. Hit her in the shoulder & pinned her for a couple of seconds, enough to fil;l her left boot with cow crap. Hit her in her left shoulder & covered her Up. Yea, it was horrible.& no, I didnt laugh. I did later, but not then.
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