mick
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Now I could officialy say I'm proud to be an American,unlike most of you guys I had to jump through hoops to become one. First I had to apply for a immigrents visa and green card ,in all that took 3 years of paper pushing, interviews, running back and forth to the US Embassy in Berkley Square London just to dot an i or cross a t. And then the dreaded interview with the Consulate general, (remember by this time my Dad was a citizen) I sat down in front of him ,his first words were "Why haven't you got a Batchelors degree ?" I told him the truth ,I didn't know what a fu*king batchelors degree is,let alone have one,Then he went on to tell me that most Americans had collage degrees, I said "Wow that's amazing,they must all be very clever" I went on to say that if all these brainiacs are doing there thing they must need people like me to chauffeur them around, or become a butler ,or a valet, I said I heard American love English butlers" I said my Sister went to Kentucky and was a nanny to the Haliburtons (true) ,he stamped my visa and said "good luck" 5 years later I took a short American history class and became a citizen. Seeing America is only 250 years old the history class was very easy. All that being said. I will be going back to England soon for a visit, guess what passport I renewed ? Yes sir,my British one.,britain is one of the few country's that you can never lose your citizenship,if you are born british you die british. What the heck I might renew my US passport just in case. Now, am I proud to be an American ?
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