On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern
British Columbia , a RCMP constable on patrol came across a
motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet,
stalled by the roadside. "What's the matter?" asked the policeman.

"Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

"Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."

 "I Can't."

"OK, Watch and I'll show you."

The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The
bike started and the rider drove off, waving. A few days later, the
detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the
motorbike rider.

It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ....."


Phelonius

LOL  Love it!

Years ago (1950) my father, mother and a buddy were stranded going up and down hills in a 1920's vintage car in Spain. They had run short of gas. After talking it over they remembered that water was more dense than oil, so he and his buddy pissed into the gas tank - raising the gas level and were able to make the short distance to the next village where they go some more gas.