I like the one were that deer beat up the dog.

Mothers think their kids can do no wrong,A dad wonders when his kid is going to do something right.

innocent bystander, poor doggy
but that's exactly what happens
when dogs so darn pampered
and interbred that they lose ALL
wolf-given natural instincts, jeez.

Now I hear the vet can even prescribe
freaking prozac to your pet, wtf?!