mick - getting rid of the pleasures is only the first slow step.. No eggs, no raw meat, then no smoking, no drinks (still a wise choice), no grass, no sex......like a wirlpool life is sucked out.; BUT THEN, like Ishmael, you will bob back to the surface. Now that all pleasure has been scourged from your life, it is time for incremental pain increse. The old fillings need replacement, then the capal tunnel, then the hips noflex (or is it genuflex)

, the back stiffins up if you use it, hurts if you don't.
But not to worry, the doc will tell you he can't give you the good (narco) pain killers cause they are being watched, BUT,
if you go to Yoga class, they will help reduce all the stiffness and pain.
Beware..once "they" get you locked up into the downward facing dog praying to Dog spelled backwards position with your Butt (This is the last one) properly upward facing, you will hear a slowly increaseing wail of BOHICA!
Mick - not to worry, this is the plan so if it's going according to the plan, all is right.