What is Hell like? I was there and it wasn't a feeling I would ever want to experience again, not even in the worst dream. Everyone was wearing black and there eyes looked lifeless like the eyes of a doll. The surrounding area was filled with glamorous objects that as you examined closer seemed to be tin and Naugahyde. Just a cheap facade hiding a cheaper and dreary life. People walked almost zombie like and afraid to make eye contact or smile. The sound, oh the frightful sound of trembling murmurs of breathless engines....

oh wait, that wasn't Hell. That was the Harley dealership. Never mind.