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A very drunk man walked into a biker bar, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. Looking around, he saw three men sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table, leaned over, looked the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and said, "I went by your grandma's house today, and I saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!" The biker looked at him and didn't say a word. His buddies were confused, because he was one bad biker, and he would fight anyone at the drop of a hat.
The drunk leaned on the table again and said, "I got it on with your grandma, and she is good, the best I ever had!"
The biker's buddies were starting to get really angry, but the biker still said nothing. The drunk leaned on the table one more time and said, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma sure liked it!"
At this point the biker stood up, took the drunk by the shoulders, looked him square in the eye, and said ... "Grandpa ... Go home!"
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