If I got a ticket every time I did something wrong,... I'd be financing the whole city...
But in this particular case,... I don't think I'm wrong...
The law says,.. it must be readable from 50ft...
I can read it...
Besides,.. at least if I take it to court,.. they'll be earning their money...
You can't imagine how slow I can talk if I want to... I'm going to try to use up at least a thousand bucks worth of court time...

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Gerry,... expect a summons,... you're my character witness... I want you to tell them about the time I saved that burning kitten that was stuck in that tree on the edge of a cliff in that tornado with a broken foot...

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....but get this,... I saw the frikkin' cop in front of me at the light... I was behind him and falling back, doing 30mph in a 40 zone for 3/4 of a mile... and he did a fast duck into a side street and shot back out with lights on to pull me over...
No way, he saw my plate before he stopped me...
He spent 5 minutes lookin' my bike over and checkin' ID, reg, insurance before he told me why I was stopped...
Total bullshitte!...
Now I'm officially ranting and drunk...
It's not the money,... honest,... I'd gladly pay $135.00 to kick him in the nuts....

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