Thanks for all the replies !

Splash07, you just come over, I'll give you the kind of tour the tourist guides never tell you about

Naaah ! Not
that kind of tour, what are you thinking?

Eating, staying the night out kind of tour ! There's more traffic at 11p.m. on a Saturday night than 11a.m. next Monday morning!
Perry, my Mom is from Istria, my grandmother's younger brother still lives in Trieste.
You fly over, I'll drive/ride/whatever.
Mick, You're not 6 lottery numbers away, there's a great flight by AirFrance from SanFrancisco to Paris, connetc to Rome
OR
Direct Alitalia from LosAngeles to Rome. Both overnighters. You just come, I'll make sure you get nice and fat and happy

Babyhog... whatcherwaiting fer, gurl ?
Anyway, if anybody is considering visiting, just drop me a line, I will make sure you get to see what no brochure will ever mention!
I mean, what's the point of seeing what everybody else has already seen?
How about some hidden trasures ?