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12/03/10 at 02:09:59

My 1 day of employment

So after landing my new job as an Wal-mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

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mpescatori Serious Thumper Offline Romanum Thumperium Cavalco, yeaaah !!! Posts: 3547 Rome, Italy Gender:	Re: new job Reply #1 - 12/03/10 at 02:47:39 You did well. AND You have a very sharp sense of humor. Your supervisor doesn't have B4LLs, given the lady's manenrs he should have waved her goodday and moved on...
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: new job Reply #2 - 12/03/10 at 06:00:21 It IS possible the dads are not the same guy OR, HE is blind or stupid or both. Ohh its just too complicated.. BUt. You did good. If thats true, thats really funny.
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TheFid Senior Member Offline WE Come Unclean. Posts: 282 U.K. Morecambe Gender:	Re: new job Reply #3 - 12/03/10 at 06:09:13 Even if not true.
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splash07 Serious Thumper Offline Posts: 911 Charleston, SC Gender:	Re: new job Reply #4 - 12/03/10 at 07:29:32 you done real good. Wish there were more sharp witted wal-mart employees, might make going there even more entertaining.
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babyhog Serious Thumper Offline On two wheels... again Posts: 3805 WV Gender:	Re: new job Reply #5 - 12/03/10 at 10:58:39 Its a joke folks! I've heard it before, but still laugh every time. Can be used as a little inside joke to mean a woman is terribly ugly. "Those kids must be twins"... and JOG - two different men is probably less likely than one twice...
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verslagen1 YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Posts: 28996 L.A. California Gender:	Re: new job Reply #6 - 12/03/10 at 11:14:43 Hmmm... I didn't know wally world was international.
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: new job Reply #7 - 12/03/10 at 14:17:35 This one is true,this morning I went for a blood draw prior to my doctor's visit next week. The pretty nurse rolled up my sleeve because I cant do it my self , swabbed my inner arm ,she grabbed the needle gizmo ,the second before she stuck the needle in she said"Little prick" I said "What did you call me"
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justin_o_guy2

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Re: new job
Reply #8 - 12/03/10 at 16:07:32

babyhog wrote on 12/03/10 at 10:58:39:

Its a joke folks! I've heard it before, but still laugh every time. Can be used as a little inside joke to mean a woman is terribly ugly. "Those kids must be twins"... Grin

and JOG - two different men is probably less likely than one twice... Grin

You know what? I think thats true,,, cuz the One has shown a willingness to, well,, GROSS!

IDK how hard it is to find 2 that desperate & stupid. maybe she waits outside of bars & kidnaps them??

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mpescatori

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Re: new job
Reply #9 - 12/04/10 at 04:48:31

mick wrote on 12/03/10 at 14:17:35:

This one is true,this morning I went for a blood draw prior to my doctor's visit next week. The pretty nurse rolled up my sleeve because I cant do it my self , swabbed my inner arm ,she grabbed the needle gizmo ,the second before she stuck the needle in she said"Little prick"
I said "What did you call me"

Mick, you don't need a Ninja... you already have one !!! Wink

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