Speaking up for them crazy people, we will be there to help you unload your bike when you arrive. You can't fool us, we know you will have been up at Shiloh and running around in them beautiful Virginia mountains for at least one day on your way down.
Now, think for a moment about poor Bill Young -- you see I will have been behaving like a normal person for
two full days (Saturday and Sunday) letting him have the lead as he searches the Asheville area for his old homesteads and old schools and such ....
He will think his cute little Honda 550 is quite the thing as we motor around Asheville and the suburbs. I will "valiantly struggle to keep up" and I will keep my grin on and my hand totally quiet until we meet up with the other guys. Heck, I will take lots of pictures of the places we go and stuff like that to keep myself occupied.
I will even let big fat juicy Hurleys pass us because we are going soooo slooooow over in the right hand lane ....

Then we will meet up with the guys. You know, the guys -- BigZuk, Oldfeller, MMRanch, Lancer, Serenity and Bill Young, novice newbie Dragoneer. By then I will be all relaxed and ready to romp ....
Do you think Bill will carry back some interesting memories from this trip? He is riding the precursor to the 600cc Honda repli-racers, you know, light, fast, agile.