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Midnightrider

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Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It
01/13/11 at 10:58:52

I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to
break something, but the boy continues.

"Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping center.

Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store. He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge, A diarrhea run. She
can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet! She calls her doc tor. The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.
"Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
He says, "I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart !"

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing"

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29284 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #1 - 01/13/11 at 11:01:55 That's a pretty crappy story.... ...
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mick Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Hell-bound Posts: 7323 Dayton Oregon Gender:	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #2 - 01/13/11 at 13:44:24 Oh Sh1t, did you have to Mike ? I haven't had dinner yet.
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Toymaker Serious Thumper Offline Dragon Rider Posts: 1534 Granite Falls, NC Gender:	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #3 - 01/13/11 at 13:53:39 Well I do believe the doc left the house with more than egg on his face!@
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Midnightrider Serious Thumper Offline Alliance Member Posts: 3244 Winston Salem, NC	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #4 - 01/13/11 at 15:10:46 mick wrote on 01/13/11 at 13:44:24: Oh Sh1t, did you have to Mike ? I haven't had dinner yet. Sorry Mick, I post almost anything when I'm snowed in
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MMRanch Serious Thumper Offline Evil flourishes if Good Men do Nothing. Posts: 6023 LYNCHBURG TN Gender:	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #5 - 01/13/11 at 22:26:16 Well Mike I hope I never SEE one of those but it was GOOD to hear about one !
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gerald.hughes Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline FSO Posts: 1100 Tucson, Az Gender:	Re: Wouldnt Have believed It If I hadnt Seen It Reply #6 - 01/14/11 at 00:32:24 I thought that it was a gas.
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