...splash is right I'm afraid

Status: DONE!! 
* Times are approximate, all events are based on real life happenings.
8:30AMsmack alarm off (pepperland suite by the beatles)
I have off today dammit!
9:30AM smack 2nd alarm (grunt, stretch, fart, grin, stretch again)
"hi doggy, slept well?" (dog looks at me, goes back to sleep)
10:00AMfinally in the kitchen, turn espresso machine on,
stomp stomp stomp, steam on ....ahhhhh, coffee
11:00AM done with email, shower & dressed, time to walk the dog
11:30AM ok, time to get going to the DMV to register the scooter
11:45AMoh my! (dmv parking lot) what do we have here?!
a classic moto guzzi cafe racer, I think i'm in love (click)
11:46AM...I see that your rear end is even nicer than your front end (click)
12:12PMDone with paperwork & a shinny new license plate is in backpack, time for
a quick ALDI and hardware store run to buy fruit and 2 stroke oil
13:00PMback home, time install new plate and replace broken left brake lever
13:30PMlunch (leftover homemade pizza and moar coffee)
14:30PMscooter basics 101
(30min theory/practical lesson on grassy backyard, covering
mainly control location, bike features, understanding its center
of gravity and how to put the darn machine on centerstand)
15:30PMfinally out in the field away from town in the smack middle of nowhere
(to avoid traffic, pedestrians and embarrassment, sunny weather is a plus)

...and here we go!
vid 1 (:03sec, 4x speed)
Slow dooown! no wait, it's just me, I had too much coffee today and everything looks fast
http://img543.imageshack.us/i/75879785.mp4/vid 2 (:09sec) So that's why they call them
"Vespas" (wasps)
http://img813.imageshack.us/i/2w2.mp4/vid 3 (:23 sec)
"I'm not going to climb that!" ...oh yes you are.
http://img402.imageshack.us/i/b7u.mp4/