Arizona is on fire... both figuratively and literally....
It's gonna' be 105' today... 110' tomorrow... but, don't worry,... it's a dry heat...
I know that, because the second I go outside, there's a great sucking sound as the sun pulls every drop of liquid from my body...
The good news?... with 70% of my body gone (the liquid part),.. the diet is going great... I now weigh 42 lbs...
Did you know,... that the official temperature here is taken from 14ft above ground in the shade?.... It's true!... I don't know about other places, but that's how they do it here...
Ironically,... I spend very little of my day, 14ft above the ground in the shade...
The other day, when the official temp was 105',... I pulled my patio thermometer into the sun, and within a minute or two it read 126'...
... and our one and only solace, here in Tucson,.. is... at least we're not in Phoenix...
105' today,.. 110' tomorrow,...
...time to stick another Popsicle down my pants....

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