Made my  Chef Gastric Famous Flaming Flatulence chilli yesterday, and drank some beer with it. Good thing I slept with the window open. Woke up this morning and my wife had the sheet pulled over her face.
Maybe I should have posted this in Serobots dream thread.

Did you happen to dream you were trying to fight your way out of a package of dry roasted peanuts?

On a camping trip at the lake,( About 25 years ago,, ) After drinking a whole fifth of 101 rum & eating a supper of beans with onions( only 3 bowls or so,) I was awakened to the sound of laughter & it wasnt even daylight yet.. I told them to hold it down & asked what they were laffin at,,  & was told they were laffin at me,, that I had woken them up, farting,, of course I didnt believe them,,, theyre liars, liars I tell ya,, & yea,, I was in a different tent, so no one died,,