Okay,... ridin' dirt bike, back when I was about 16... miles out from anywhere...
I got a little loose, my foot slipped of the peg and my left pant leg got caught in the chain, so I put my right foot out to stop, but the bike washed out and fell on me...
So,... I'm laying on the ground with my right leg pinned under the bike, and left left leg still caught in the chain...
Mufflers are hot!...

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... once I managed to get the bike off my leg and get it upright, I still couldn't get my pants out of the chain, so I tried to to dismount... swinging my right leg over, but with the left one trapped, the bike fell again... this time on it's left side, pinning both my legs under it... and me facing backwards....
Well,...this struggle went on for a while... and I finally got the bike up enough to cut the bottom of my pant leg off with my pen knife...
... and you though I was gonna' take my pants off... didn't you?...

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