Good Gawd!
I keep seeing Zombies mentioned on another site(and what bike they would want to outrun them.

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Even seen it mentioned here a few times.
Even the dimmest bulb knows a bikes the last thing you want with zombies, they will rip you right off of it as you try to ride through them.
Commandere a soccer moms SUV for zombies.
Besides, EVERYONE knows their not the real threat.
The real threat is Self Aware Computers and Intelligant Apes or possibly Alien Invasion(lil green men, octopi ect).
Or even more likely latey is a Mad Max scenario due to high gas prices high demand and low production.
Gawd, now i got an image of piglet in my head with her haveing a colored mohawk and feathers in her hair.