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You don't want a Raptor if...
08/05/11 at 12:04:16

... your car is an automatic...
... you like frozen waffles...
... you pay the neighbor kid to mow your lawn...
... your shoes close with velcro...
... the bagboy carries your groceries to your car...
... you use liquid soap in the shower...
... you have a tennis ball hanging in your garage...
... you go to the dealer to have your oil checked...
... you buy salad, in a bag...
... your keys hang from a stretchy chain on your belt...
... you drink latte's instead of coffee...
... your vitamins are alphabetized...
... you left the warning sticker on your gas tank...

Hmmm?... any more?... Grin

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CBH YaBB Newbies Offline Posts: 39 Mid Ohio Valley Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #1 - 08/05/11 at 13:03:16 I am 4 out of the 13 you listed!
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MotoBuddha Serious Thumper Offline Let's roll! Posts: 1416 Charlotte, NC	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #2 - 08/05/11 at 13:05:14 You walk into another room then can't remember why.
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BrettKeiselsbeard Full Member Offline 2007 S-40, 2003 GZ250 Posts: 146 Sebastian Fl Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #3 - 08/05/11 at 13:49:29 You repeatedly run out of gas.
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Edgar Senior Member Offline Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light? Posts: 353 San Diego	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #4 - 08/05/11 at 13:57:24 You can't remove your seat without help
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Re: You don't want a Raptor if...
Reply #5 - 08/05/11 at 14:00:00

Serowbot wrote on 08/05/11 at 12:04:16:

... your car is an automatic...
... you like frozen waffles...
... you pay the neighbor kid to mow your lawn...
... your shoes close with velcro...
... the bagboy carries your groceries to your car...
... you use liquid soap in the shower...
... you have a tennis ball hanging in your garage...
... you go to the dealer to have your oil checked...
... you buy salad, in a bag...
... your keys hang from a stretchy chain on your belt...
... you drink latte's instead of coffee...
... your vitamins are alphabetized...
... you left the warning sticker on your gas tank...

Hmmm?... any more?... Grin

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... you astroturf your yard
... you ride an FJR-1300AE
... you do not disable the electrical decompression system on your CS-1
... you use a drive-thru carwash
... you don't vote
... you prefer a Model 29 to a Blackhawk

this is fun,...

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« Last Edit: 08/05/11 at 16:27:45 by Gyrobob »

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Edgar Senior Member Offline Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light? Posts: 353 San Diego	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #6 - 08/05/11 at 14:29:16 You give up on watching tv if you can't find the remote
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arteacher Serious Thumper Offline Ride as if your naked and invisable! Posts: 2581 London ontario Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #7 - 08/05/11 at 15:31:29 You drink beer right from a (shudder) can!
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BrettKeiselsbeard Full Member Offline 2007 S-40, 2003 GZ250 Posts: 146 Sebastian Fl Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #8 - 08/05/11 at 15:53:42 You drink wine coolers (inlcudes hard lemonde)
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T2 Junior Member Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 83 Frederick, CO	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #9 - 08/05/11 at 16:29:07 The only "fireplace" in your home is a video.
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arteacher Serious Thumper Offline Ride as if your naked and invisable! Posts: 2581 London ontario Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #10 - 08/05/11 at 16:50:14 T2 wrote on 08/05/11 at 16:29:07: The only "fireplace" in your home is a video. Not fair- I live in a condo and can't have a fireplace or a wood stove. :'(
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Boule’tard Serious Thumper ModSquad Offline Master of the Obvious Posts: 1620 Austin TX Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #11 - 08/05/11 at 16:56:14 ..if you use an escalator to get to the gym:
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Re: You don't want a Raptor if...
Reply #12 - 08/05/11 at 17:06:42

CBH wrote on 08/05/11 at 13:03:16:

I am 4 out of the 13 you listed! Grin

I won't ask which ones... Grin

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Boule’tard wrote on 08/05/11 at 16:56:14:

..if you use an escalator to get to the gym:

Best yet!... Grin

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... a couple more...

... you trim the crusts off your sandwich's...
... your name is on your underwear...
... you read Playboy for the articles,... (still)...
... you carry a clean white hanky in your pocket, at all times...
... you walk your cat...
... you play guitar, but you can't tune it...
... you drive a yellow mini-van...
... you take a toothbrush to Mc Donalds...
... your cowboy hat has a chin strap...
... you have an umbrella in your saddlebag...

Huh

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bill67 Serious Thumper Offline old tired Posts: 8517 genoa city wisconsin Gender:	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #13 - 08/05/11 at 17:09:24 One of my daughter's boy friends was really in to weight lifting,He had a strict routine,worked out 8 days a week and off on.One day I ask her if he could help me move a couch he couldn't do that,that would interfere with his strict lifting routine.
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sbaugz Ex Member	Re: You don't want a Raptor if... Reply #14 - 08/05/11 at 17:31:18 what's a raptor? Never heard of that before. JK
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