Okay,.. so I haven't washed my car for about a year,.. so it's little dusty...
But,... I'm out today, and at the traffic light,... I hear a thump...
... and I think,... nobody hit me... that's not a rock.... I think,.. I think a rather large bird just dropped a dookie on me...
And, sure enough,.. I get out at the grocery, about a mile down the road, and there's a fist sized bird plop dead center on the top of my car...
I'm a genius... I new it...
So, I go in the store and get my goodies,.. and when I come out, there's another one... dead center on my windshield...
Are we talkin' karma here?... a coincidence?... a perfectionist bird?...
... a bird with a vendetta?... a team of sarcastic birds?...
I just don't know...
Anyway,... it did get me to wash the car...

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