LOL have to share an old floppy disk story... while in college, I had a professor from Indonesia. His English wasn't the greatest, and he couldn't pronounce the "S" in "disk", so it came out "dik". One day the computer was having trouble reading my disk (the big ole 5-1/2" flexible original kind), so he came over to check it out. He figured out that I had bent it in my book bag. He announced to the class that I had a "bent dik!" and cautioned everyone how bad it was to bend your dik.... it won't work if its bent.