Well,... if embarrassing stories will cheer you up, Piglet,.. I got a million of 'em...
Went for ride with my buddies,.... must be near 10 years ago, and it was hot summer,... so, I wore a brand new, crisp, white, all cotton, button down, business shirt... to reflect sun...
Turned out,... once we hit the open road,... the left chest pocket flapped wickedly against my nipple...
First it was just numbing,... but it slowly went from irritating,.. to painful,.. to agonising...
When we pulled over for a break,.. I'm looking down, inside my shirt at my ,.. well,..you know... to see if it was still there...
My buddy George says,.. "What!,... are doin'?"... So, I explained...
I didn't think it was that funny... honestly,... (I guess you had to be there, and not be me)...
Ten years later,... just occasionally,.... we stop for break, and George says...
"How you doin'?... Nipples okay?"...

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