Justin, don't pick on poor old Bill -- remember that you too will soon be up on the porch in the rocker brigade right along with the rest of us old codgers.
And Bill, it was your sock puppet that got clipped this time, not you.
(gotta try hard to keep track of who's who during them durn oil wars, I know its hard sometimes when everybody is speaking Billish back to you and you have to remember to talk English with your hands)
I think folks are tired of the endless oil war, so whenever you get too tempting, I'll just trim whatever extremity comes to hand.
http://www.aerostich.com/aerostich-mr-happy-puppet.html 
Yes, a Mr. Bill motorcycling hand puppet does exist ....
...... a pun, a pun upon my sole a pun .....