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Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting
09/24/12 at 17:38:57

When our soap gets to be too small to hold onto well, we get a new bar and just stick the little old one onto the new one and keep washing. This weekend I reached for the soap...and the little blue green bar stuck on the cream colored new bar created a vision.

Now it would be great to sell this thing on eBay and pay off my house, make a big contribution to my church......and buy a couple of new Suzuki Savages. I know you guys are all creative....so help me figure out the best way to market this.

"Does your child use profanity......what better way to resolve the problem than using Virgin Mary Soap to wash his mouth out?"

"Ivory Soap is 99-44/100th percent pure.......but not as pure as Virgin Mary Soap"!

You all got any good marketing ideas?

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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29301 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #1 - 09/24/12 at 18:00:25 I see Elvis... ...
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runwyrlph Serious Thumper Offline Semper ubi sub ubi Posts: 846 pa Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #2 - 09/24/12 at 19:21:17 Your slogans are better than any i could come up with. It reminds me of one cold winter on the farm when I was a kid. My Dad found a "cow pie" frozen into the face of Ayatolah Khomenie. I actually saw the thing! It did look like him!
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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #3 - 09/24/12 at 19:41:31 --Steve
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justin_o_guy2 Serious Thumper Offline What happened? Posts: 55279 East Texas, 1/2 dallas/la.	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #4 - 09/24/12 at 19:55:26 I really dont even want to know who was staring at the dogs anus & discovered that
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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10803 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #5 - 09/24/12 at 19:57:52 justin_o_guy2 wrote on 09/24/12 at 19:55:26: I really dont even want to know who was staring at the dogs anus & discovered that L O L Sometimes you just gotta stop and ask yourself if you need a new life ... know what I mean ??????????
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29301 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #6 - 09/24/12 at 23:06:19 OMG!,... I was lookin' for Elvis,.. but that's Jesus... spittin' image... Arms outstretched, beckoning me... ... but, I ain't goin' there... No way... Life is so freaky... ... PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... ...
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LANCER Serious Thumper Alliance Member Offline Savage Beast Performance Parts Posts: 10803 Oklahoma Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #7 - 09/25/12 at 04:44:15 Serowbot wrote on 09/24/12 at 23:06:19: OMG!,... I was lookin' for Elvis,.. but that's Jesus... spittin' image... Arms outstretched, beckoning me... ... but, I ain't goin' there... No way... Life is so freaky... ... PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... ... Odds on bet that her name is Maryi
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Dave YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 18322 Camp Springs, Kentucky Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #8 - 09/25/12 at 04:58:05 This is the only photo of a dog butt that I have.
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ToesNose Serious Thumper Offline Pardon me, do you have Hot Sauce? Posts: 1993 Mooresville, NC Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #9 - 09/25/12 at 06:19:08 ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #10 - 09/25/12 at 09:28:31 Serowbot wrote on 09/24/12 at 23:06:19: PS.. what's yer' dogs name?... ... My dog's name is Mischa. She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture. --Steve
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360k+ Serious Thumper Offline Savage heart of darkness Posts: 680 Cartersville, GA Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #11 - 09/25/12 at 09:50:19 Paraquat wrote on 09/25/12 at 09:28:31: My dog's name is Mischa. She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture. --Steve Too bad, Steve, because if was your dog, it looks like she's puttin a stamp on your hood for safe driving.
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Cavi Mike Serious Thumper Offline Thumper n00b Posts: 1005 Rochester, NY Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #12 - 09/25/12 at 22:42:57 I spy 1st gen with 2nd gen 17's...
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Serowbot YaBB Moderator ModSquad Offline OK.... so what's the speed of dark? Posts: 29301 Tucson Az Gender:	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #13 - 09/25/12 at 22:47:11 360k+ wrote on 09/25/12 at 09:50:19: Paraquat wrote on 09/25/12 at 09:28:31: My dog's name is Mischa. She's nuts. And that is not her anus in the picture. --Steve Too bad, Steve, because if was your dog, it looks like she's puttin a stamp on your hood for safe driving. Arh, arh arh!...ROTFLMAO!.... ...
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Paraquat Serious Thumper Offline SuzukiSavage.com Rocks! Posts: 2206	Re: Need Help.....Virgin Mary Sighting Reply #14 - 09/26/12 at 06:09:26 Cavi Mike wrote on 09/25/12 at 22:42:57: I spy 1st gen with 2nd gen 17's... Indeed. FP Green, 3" exhaust, yada yada. Also have an AWD Spyder with a 30r. --Steve
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